BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville

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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Bragallot » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:33 am

Overpower the Bavarian and use him as a shield against oncoming attacks. Also shoot the nearest one. Someone should fix my droid.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Theblackdog » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:42 am

Austin: Grab the gun turret and shoot Boris, then grab his rocket launcher and take cover.

Also, order the nearby Bavarians to shoot Boris as well.
Just one random act of violence can brighten your day. Especially if it involves explosives.

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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Falk » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:31 pm

Kelvin: shoot the mg n the jeep at whatever colette wants me to.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby mgb519 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:11 pm

Angus: Now build an ultralight for Archie and Veronica to fly. Defeat an enemy with duct tape
Archie: pop a cap in some dudes forehead and get in the plane I hope to build
Veronica: womanly rage. Murderize enemies.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Kalvinator » Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:54 pm

Shoot Austin and and tell Bavarians him and his friends are rables. Run towards the tower.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Silverdream » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:37 am

TURN 5

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"Patty cake patty cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake, as fast as you can.

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Master Chef gives Kommandant Fangarm the stare of death, while trying to get the Bavarians' attention. Unfortunately, no one seems to care.

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A pissed Bavarian shows Clara and Kelvin the respect of a U-Ship captain. This is what happens when all 4 Bavarians make good bail rolls.

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"I'm sorry sir, you know how bad us women are at driving."
"That's silly, most Bavarian women form the bulk of our air force, because their bodies are smaller overall."
"Oh, I meant it's because I'm Asian."

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Brag's Roboto actually kills the Officer. Finally.

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Then he is picked up, and used as a shield.

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Due to me being nice and you guys doing really bad, I decided to give Kelvin a machinegun.

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Somehow he's able to fire it.

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Resulting in Dead Bavarians :D

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Skyler dies too. Directed By Vince Gilligan.

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Angus decides that Flyers are hard to build, and instead has his Ironside move in. It's a slow moving armoured vehicle with a powerful cannon. It needs one crewmember to reload and fire the cannon, and one to stoke the engine if it needs to be sped up.

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Archie puts his gun to the side of Bluth's head, but all he hears is a click. This is why you don't buy guns from Boris.

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Veronica orders Archie to get in.

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Two Bavarians and Iris are killed in the explosion. Master Chef narrowly survives.

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What would cleverbot do?

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Play Kingdom Hearts.

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Before Boris can even think, he's blasted with a size two machinegun at point blank range, leaving him at his last two hp.

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Austin breaks character.

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He takes his laptop and one of the rocket launchers that Boris was carrying.

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And he hides in the Chikin bar.

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This Bavarian is too drunk to care about whatever Boris is rabbling on about.

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This one is stuck, does he indulge in his love of sauerkraut sandwiches, or does he retaliate against the Trattorian menace?

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Why not both? Incidentally, he would have killed Kelvin if it wasn't for the sandwich penalty.

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This guy misfires his rifle.

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The corporal however, takes care of the Roboto. It is dead now.

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The truck driver drives his knife into Veronica's body repeatedly, until she is dead.

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NOW I'VE LOST IT

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I KNOW I CAN KILL

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THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE

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"You know vat zhis means, only vun champion can open the gate."

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Kommandant Fangarm only needs his bodyguards to die. Erich Riefensturm decides to fight back.

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Although, he isn't dead yet.

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OVERVIEW, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THIS PLANE

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The machine gun needs to be reloaded, otherwise it works in single shots.

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Don't make direct eye contact. Master Chef is still alive.

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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Zupponn » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:43 am

Master Chef is pissed. Therefore, he will take his anger out on the Kommander by preforming his newest Luchador wrestling move, The Jagerbomb.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn

Postby Falk » Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:21 am

Kelvin will reload, and shoot the bavarian with the sandwich if possible.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby Bragallot » Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:24 am

Now that the Roboto's are defeated, they will blow up, Predator-style.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby lawmaster » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:37 am

Crawl to the gate.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:06 pm

Austin: Shoot the Kommandant with his missile launcher, and then go through the gate if it opens.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby Colette » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:15 pm

Turn that car around, running over the Kommandant Fangarm and firing at him with Clara's guns. If the car still has move left after running over the Kommandant then smash into the gate and to see what would happen (in the name of science).

I would recommend to everyone else that they combine damage on the Komandant.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby mgb519 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:08 pm

Archie: avenge Veronica, have a tearjerker moment.
Angus: defibrillate away.
Cleverbot: attack the enemies. Not attacking is not an option.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby Kalvinator » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:43 am

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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Turn 5

Postby Silverdream » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:44 am

Also Kalvinator, my advice for you is to pm orders since you don't want other players to see yours.
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