Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

They're all the rage

Moderators: Elmagnifico, BrickSyd

Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Alex » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:02 pm

Mummies- Darkpaladin
Image
Image
Mummhotep is successful in raising 6 mummies back from the dead (again).

Police-Lawmaster
Image
Image
Image
Is Jenkins trying to run away?
Image
Image
Image
No, he's just trying to take out the rest of the looters. He doesn't kill any this turn though.

Corrupted Spacemen- 501st Cadians
Image
The fighter launches a pair of rockets at the crowd, killing two and injuring the exterminator (-1hp) and the Dos Briquis Guy (-1hp). Globehead is once again unharmed and oblivious to everything going on around him.
Image
Image
The corrupted spacemen corrupt Major Patriotism into Comrade Communism. He is now under their control. The corruption has strengthened him, giving him an extra hp. He now has 2 left.
Image
Comrade Communism gets up
Image
Image
Image
and kills the last zombie.
Zombies Eliminated
Image
These corrupted spacemen try to fire on the Azteks, but are unsuccessful.
Image
The spaceman with the jetpack fires on Santa, but the plasma cannons on his jetpack overheat and explode. He's unharmed though.

The Exterminator- Zupponn
Image
Image
Image
The exterminator tries to kill Psy in a whirlwind blade attack, but gets dizzy and falls over.

Kevin-MGB519
Image
Kevin sets his rope on fire.
Image
He tries to hit a looter with it, but slips and falls from the roof. He's unharmed though.
Image
Kevin summons a crazy homeless woman with attack falcons.
Image
The falcons peck one of the looters to death while the crazy woman laughs maniacally.
User avatar
Alex
Dimmy
 
Posts: 664
Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 am
Location: South Korea

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby darkpaladin » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:02 am

Your back! :D
now I'm not sure what to do with my men...
Last edited by darkpaladin on Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:05 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image
User avatar
darkpaladin
Officer
 
Posts: 170
Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:34 pm
Location: [in the matrix]

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Alex » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:04 am

I'm still away at college, but MGB is back home and can continue with the battle.
User avatar
Alex
Dimmy
 
Posts: 664
Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 am
Location: South Korea

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Kalvinator » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:37 am

Wait... are you two related...?
Image
User avatar
Kalvinator
in need of one still
 
Posts: 1457
Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:35 am
Location: Waiting for a spontaneous warp to another galaxy.

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Silverdream » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:47 am

They're cousins I think. Very close.
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
Blockguy
 
Posts: 7767
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Feeding my fuckin' habit.

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Zupponn » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:47 am

Silverdream wrote:They're cousins I think. Very close.

Actually brothers.
Image
User avatar
Zupponn
Lovable and funny
Lovable and funny
 
Posts: 5796
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:15 pm
Location: Wisconsin, land of the cheese

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Alex » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:50 am

Zupponn wrote:
Silverdream wrote:They're cousins I think. Very close.

Actually brothers.
User avatar
Alex
Dimmy
 
Posts: 664
Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 am
Location: South Korea

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Kalvinator » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:44 pm

Ah, alright then. I also have a brother on the forum...
Image
User avatar
Kalvinator
in need of one still
 
Posts: 1457
Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:35 am
Location: Waiting for a spontaneous warp to another galaxy.

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Alex » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:48 am

Survivalists-Keldoclock
Image
The cow gets barbecued after being set on fire last turn.
Image
The Mad Max lookalike guns down an Aztek.
Image
The ex-soldier and the lifeguard make it to the bunker.
Image
Image
The marksman uses his poisoned blowgun to take out a mummy. MacGearver unsuccessfully attempts to create a chicken mounted pneumatic blowgun. (not pictured)
Image
The tennis player kills an Aztek warrior.

Metal Fucking Santa- Brikboyz
Image
Santa shoots the fighter with a rocket, but doesn't do enough damage.
Image
The elf tries to shoot a mummy but trips and falls instead.

The Master-DeltaV
Image
Image
The Master climbs on the back of Quetzalcoatl
Quetzalcoatl-Pwnerade
Image
Quetzalcoatl moves forward. Being the god of fertility, among other things, he inspires people to be... fertile.
Image
Image
Image

The Most Interesting Man in The World- Alex
Image
Image
The Dos Briquis Guy tosses Psy a sword and challenges him to a duel.
Image
Neither is able to defeat the other however.

Psy+the Band-Silverdream
Image
Psy slaps the Dos Briquis guy. "You are indebted to me," he shouts "I made this concert awesome!"
Image
They shake and resolve their differences.

Looters-Scratch
Image
Globehead runs off the map.
Looters secondary objective secured- steal the globe
Image
Guy Fox fires a rocket at Psy and the Dos Briquis guy, but they are unharmed.
Image
This looter starts to steal anything that isn't nailed down.
Image
Image
The other looter runs into the house and tries to take the benny,only to get crushed by the weight.

The Killer Rabbit-Outside Player (501st Cadian's Friend)
Image
Image
Image
Image
The killer rabbit skips about and lays out some Astarte eggs.
Image
Image
Image
Exploding Astarte eggs. 8 people get blown up, and the Dos Briquis Guy loses another hitpoint.
Image
Image
Psy is redshirted by Eddie, the guitar player. His sacrifice is recognized by the gods of rock however, who bring him back to life (sort of).
Image
The power of rock draws in some :666: Cultists (open to play).
Image
They are led by none other than the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne. They also have a Brikthuloid abomination.

U.S. Army- SVGK
Image
Image
The tank fires on the fighter (-1sp).

Xaman Ek- NPC'd
Image
Image
Xaman Ek hurls his spear into the skies in order to aid the deadliest killer on the field of battle.
Image
Image
The Killer Rabbit now has a pair of explosive rabbits.

Azteks-Runswithlegos
Image
The eagle warrior tries to kill the corrupted spaceman, but misses.
Image
Image
Image
Image
The mech throws an OT disk, killing one corrupted spaceman and disrupting the other.
Image
Image
Briktezuma attempts to use his artifact to drain the blood from nearby enemies, but accidentally takes it from the warrior elite instead.

The B.A. Team-Kalvinator
Image
Image
Image
Buzz Saw jumps on top of the APC and shoots one of the crewmen inside.
Image
Tommy Gunn shoots at the Killer Rabbit, but doesn't do enough damage.
Image
Image
Mark Manson shoots at Psy, but misses.
Image
Image
John Woo shoots Guy Fox's arm off.
Image
Image
Bill Hook isn't in range to do anything this turn, so he takes the tire off of the police car.

Civilians-NPC'd
Image
Image
Image
One surfer launches her board into Quetzalcoatl (-2hp).
Image
Image
The other surfs over Quetzalcoatl (not pictured) and stops on the beach.

Image
Image
Image
Two guys warp into the B.A. Team's warehouse.
Image
It's Sgt. Cortex and Duke Ossum. They are open to play.
Image
A mad scientist and his creations rampage onto the map. They are open to play.
Image
Image
Finally, the Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse ride onto the battlefield: Famine, Death, Conquest and War(head).

Overviews:
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Killchart to follow, send in orders for turn 6!
Last edited by Alex on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:53 pm, edited 2 times in total.
User avatar
Alex
Dimmy
 
Posts: 664
Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 am
Location: South Korea

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby 501stCadians » Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:41 pm

Alex wrote:
The corrupted spacemen corrupt Major Patriotism into Comrade Communism. He is now under their control. The corruption has strengthened him, giving him an extra hp. He now has 2 left.
Image
and kills the last zombie.
Zombies Eliminated

Fuck your shit, America.
IVhorseman wrote:I'm the Several Hundred Dollar Man!

Image
Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.
User avatar
501stCadians
Playmobil
 
Posts: 1552
Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:35 pm
Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby alphafalcon541 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:51 pm

Can I has Duke Ossum and his friend :D
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image
User avatar
alphafalcon541
Dimmy
 
Posts: 614
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:50 pm
Location: War torn Oregon

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Alex » Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:57 pm

He's yours.
User avatar
Alex
Dimmy
 
Posts: 664
Joined: Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 am
Location: South Korea

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby Pwnerade » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:14 am

Fuck yeah, fertility! :warhead:
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.
User avatar
Pwnerade
Playmobil
 
Posts: 1584
Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:18 am
Location: Kent, WA

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby DeltaV » Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:36 pm

Pwnerade wrote:Fuck yeah, fertility! :warhead:

Make love AND war!
Brickwars: the only tabletop wargame that allows the units to have sexual intercourse with each other, produce offspring, and then use said offspring as Size 1 Explosives.
User avatar
DeltaV
Officer
 
Posts: 191
Joined: Mon May 28, 2012 9:15 am

Re: Super Mega Brikpocalypse Holiday Killtacular 2012 Turn 5

Postby heavyfishcannon » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:32 pm

Can I have Ozzy?
"there are no bystanders in the battle for survival. anyone who will not fight by your side is an enemy you must crush"
User avatar
heavyfishcannon
Cannon Fodder
 
Posts: 330
Joined: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:17 pm
Location: On my roof, watching the world burn

Next

Return to Forum Battles

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest