Temple of Boom Part III

[Alex]

The party finds itself in the first room of the tomb. A horde of mummies gaze menacingly at them, waiting for someone to make a move. Some kind of statue seems to block the doorway. Dr. HMG reads the hieroglyphs on the nearby pillar: "he who would take my treasure must face my champions."

[lawmaster]

Check the chests to our sides.

[Quantumsurfer]

Why does it always have to be snakes?

[Alex]

Nathan Jake- Heavyfishcannon

Sensing a puzzle, Nathan Jake opens up his magical journal and looks for hints.

It looks like you could jump across the snake pit, but might get bitten in the process if you aren't fast enough.


Perhaps these chests could be used to create some kind of bridge...

Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster

Dr. Weathersby opens the nearest chest, revealing a mummified tarantula!

It bites him, but he's saved from injury by a high defense roll. He swats at the spider harmlessly with his medkit.

[Alex]

John Connery- Apollyon


John Connery fearlessly leaps over the snake pit.

He doesn't manage to avoid the falling axes however (-1hp).

He grabs a lamp and prepares to kick some mummy ass

Lara Craft- NPC
Lara headshots not one, but two mummies in a row.

Jumping across the pit with her spider gymnastix, Lara literally disarms another mummy. It's still moving though.


The Most Interesting man in the world- Kalvinator




The Dos Briquis guy pulls out a spear and tries to place it over the pit to start making a bridge. It's not quite long enough however, and only succeeds in pissing off the snakes that it's dropped on. Three snakes attack the Dos Briquis guy, but one snake critfails and bites one of the other two. The Dos Briquis guy kills another with his katana. He shoots at the third snake, but misses, despite having an entire pit of snakes in front of him.

Dr. HMG-Quantumsurfer
Dr. HMG sets up for response fire on the mummies.

Workers- NPC

One worker tries to shoot the spider off of Dr. Weathersby's arm, but only succeeds in shooting Dr. Weathersby's arm (-1hp).

The other sets up response fire next to Dr. HMG.

Mummies-NPC

One mummy stabs Lara Craft (-1hp).

Another two try to attack John Connery, but he shoots one and the other misses.

Dr. HMG and the worker open up their response fire. Dr. HMG misses, but the worker gets a crit, blasting a mummy in half.

Overview:

Send in orders for turn 4!
Lara Craft's spot is still open for anyone who is interested. First person to send in orders gets it.

[lawmaster]

Throw the spider into the snake pit.

[Alex]

Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster


Dr. Weathersby throws the spider into the snakepit, killing it.

Nathan Jake- Heavyfishcannon



Nate throws the chest into the pit and jumps on it. He takes out another mummy.

Dr. HMG- Quantumsurfer

Dr. HMG shoots the mummy that just stepped out of the sarcophagus.

Lara Craft- claimed by Quantumsurfer


Using the mummy as a springboard, Lara jumps on top of the sarcophagus and kills a mummy.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator


The dos Briquis guy cuts through some spears and steps through the gap.

He shoots at a mummy but misses.

Workers- NPC

One worker kills the mummy that the Dos Briquis guy missed.

The other fires at a mummy across the room, but misses.

still need orders for John Connery.

[Alex]

John Connery- Apollyon


John Connery swings his torch at a mummy, but just ends up dropping it. The mummy tries to counter but misses.


John Connery then takes the rubies from the pedestals.

Mummies- NPC

One mummy throws a spear at Lara Craft, but can't beat her armor.

Another mummy crits on John Connery, who only survives due to a lucky armor roll.


One mummy kills Nathan Jake. He'll need some serious medical attention.


Another mummy tries to charge, but only impales itself on a spear that's sticking out.

A mummy throws a spear at a worker, but can't beat his armor.

An armored mummy and a mummy sorcerer break out of their sarcophagi.

Overview:

Send in orders!

[lawmaster]

Pull nate out of the snake pit and heal him; also get someone to protect me as I do this.

[Apollyon]

Shove the lid of the sarcophagus violently against the mummy sorceror's legs so that it will topple over and into the lid. (Now it's Lara's turn!)
Then turn left and shoot the mummy guard.

[Alex]

Dr. Weathersby- Lawmaster

Dr. Weathersby successfully revives Nathan Jake.

John Connery- Apollyon

John Connery kicks the sarcophagus lid so hard into the mummy sorcerer that it breaks his kneecaps (-1hp).

He then turns around and blasts a mummy with his shotgun.

Dr. HMG- Quantumsurfer

Dr. HMG shoots a mummy, but doesn't kill it.

Lara Craft- Quantumsurfer

Lara shoots the mummy sorcerer, but doesn't overcome his armor roll.

The Most Interesting Man in The World- Kalvinator

The Dos Briquis guy attacks the mummy sorcerer, causing him to lose another hp.

Workers- NPC

This worker attacks the armored mummy, but doesn't do enough damage.

The other worker succeeds in blasting a mummy in half.

Mummies- NPC

The armored mummy misses the worker with his spear.

A mummy attacks the Dos Briquis guy, but doesn't do enough damage.

Another mummy is equally unsuccessful in killing John Connery.

What appear to be two ninja mummies burst out of the last two sarcophagi.

Overview:

[lawmaster]

Try to aim for the armored mummies head as to bypass his armor.

[heavyfishcannon]

Try and shoot both the ninja mummies.

[Kalvinator]

Finish off the current mummy, and then attack the armored one.

[Alex]

Dr. HMG-Quantumsurfer

Herr Doktor guns down one of the ninja mummies.

Lara Craft- Quantumsurfer


Lara tries to execute the mummy sorcerer, but another mummy redshirts.

Dr. Weathersby-Lawmaster

Dr. Weathersby shoots the armored mummy in the head, but an abysmal damage role prevents him from killing it.

Nathan Jake-Heavyfish Cannon

Nathan Jake shoots the second mummy ninja apart.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- Kalvinator

"This is how you do an execution!" the Dos Briquis guy tells Lara.

He also attacks the armored mummy, but doesn't kill it.