Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

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Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:22 am

Dr. Braghardt and the KKKK played by piltogg

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The DSM on top on the roof shoot a Briktopian trooper below.

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Blue is about to whack his opponent...

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...but fails utterly and the wand lands in the hands of the trooper.

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These two hoped for some overskill dice but did not get any.

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The DSM guarding the base entrance prepare response fire.

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Braghardt's ship strafes the Avenger once again an blasts its maingun!

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Then it prepares to land very close to Braghardt's lab.

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"Ihr zwei! Put ze computer into ze ship once it's landed!"

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"Get your rides ihr Knallchargen!"

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The robots leave for the back of the lab while Braghardt produces controls to the hangar hidden beneath the base.

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Out of it rises another one of his contraptions.

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"Time to kick ze Briktopianz into zeir sorry arses!"
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:37 am

KKKK reinforcements played by Theblackdog

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The spacemen that were set on fire last turn try to charge the Ghost Division. One of them succumbs to the flames before they can reach them though while the other drops his OTC.

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The other one does not manage to run into anyone and spends all of his movement. He's not too far from the pool now but the way is blocked.

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The bulk advances and prepares to fire at the Briktopians.

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Two fire at the guys surrounding Raszack but cannot kill anyone.

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One Briktopian gets killed here.

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And the one hitching a ride on the Ocelot dies as well.

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The Futuron commander misses his shot at the Ocelot's minigun and also fails his feat. Oh dear...

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Despite an impressive barrage the RoboRaptor cannot overcome the Avenger's formidable armor.
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:47 am

Briktopian Ghost Division played by Scratch

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The flamer picks up the OTC.

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Then roasts his blazing foe once and for all.

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His buddies mow down another DSM.

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The direct way to the base is blocked by burning rubble and corpses.

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So they start to take the long route around the red building.

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Apollyon soars to the skies. "You shall all acknowledge my magnificence soon enough!" - Noone is impressed.

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He then flies towards Braghardt's base.
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:53 am

Ben and Luke played by Zuponn

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"You see that grey roofed red building, lad? The disturbance in the farce is originating from there. We must needs sprint over there. On three. One...two..."

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"Three!" They farce sprint but Luke trips over some rubble. *facepalm*
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:07 pm

Civilians played by Silverdream

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Rollerderby Girls kicks Ben in the nuts. Only to realize minifigs have no balls!

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Chef prepares some fries.

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Having finished his tea the peach puts on his ring...

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...and vanishes!

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The door opens.

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And closes.

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Goth girl continues to recite from the book. (haha, what's up with her skirt?)

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Outside, her boyfriend's corpse stirs.

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The Britannian spy moves into the base and shoots stuff. Since he misses and his pistol is silenced noone knows which side he is on.
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:23 pm

Briktopians controlled by yours truly

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The Avenger simply rumbles on, destroying some of the supply base supports on his way. One DSM gets obliterated by the machine gun,
the other one was lucky to not get hit. Also there is now hardly enough room for the spaceship to land.

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The other Avenger shoots at the DSM tank. Due to poor damage and good armor roll it does one point of size damage (two remain).

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The Ocelot's machine gun fires and kills one enemy.

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So does the Jaguar.

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Two troopers try to shoot the DSM on the roof. To no avail.

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Blue gets whacked but nothing happens.

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Raszack has had enough of the the angry down clerk and kills him.

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He grabs the DSM tank's transport section determined to pick it up and throw it out of the way.

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His feat fails utterly and his bionic arm gets ripped off instead.

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The remaining troops advance but don't kill anyone.

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Medic and remaining troops are still trailing behind and out of range but well covered for now.
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:29 pm

End of Turn and Overviews

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Meanhile Braghart's robotic bodyguard have returned on their rides to accompany their master.

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Send orders for turn 8 you scurvy dogs!

Since Kalvinator is mia the Briktopain faction is up for grabs. Includes two tanks (one fully operational), one Armored Car, one 4WD truck, bunch of troops including medic, a slightly maimed hero.
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by piltogg » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:03 pm

Waiting on the highly anticipated concluding round(s)

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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Brikguy0410 » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:11 pm

I call the bricktopians

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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Kalvinator » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:04 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:I call the bricktopians
Okay, you probably have better ideas for what to do anyways.
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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by motorhead fan » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:48 am

heh

whenever i see macdonalds or small red buildings theres always massive piles of blood outside

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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:18 am

Playing/shooting turn 8 right and boy...

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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Warhead » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:36 am

Minifigs have no balls? :shock:

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Re: Azure map o' swag, 7th watch

Post by Apollyon » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:42 am

2010 rules wrote:and the limited range of minifig leg motion means that the groins of their enemies will never be exposed to their nonexistent knees.
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