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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Maverick » Fri May 16, 2014 6:42 am

>Summon Loke the God of Fire to aid my cause.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Silverdream » Thu May 22, 2014 7:21 pm

Switch to punk:

"Let's all kill ourselves, let's all kill ourselves, let's all kill ourselves with a revolution."

And order them to march on themselves as an anti-institutional anarchial statement.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby lawmaster » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:23 pm

Sorry for the delay guys camera wasn't working, but it is fixed and on we go!

Private Dave
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Boink Dave's head pops up over the wall.
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Boink The Dutch heads get blasted off.

Guy Fox
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Guy begins construction on a deathtrap.

The Nomad
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The Nomad Prepares to strike his enemy down!
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The old man throws his shield at The Nomad
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Who falls.

J.G.L.
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"Loki I command you to help me!"
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Loki is not amused.
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Johnathan ends up burning to death.

J.J.J.
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The song turns very dark as Jason sings "Let's all kill ourselves, let's all kill ourselves, let's all kill ourselves with a revolution."
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They are not amused.
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The circle breaks up.

Mr. Dakka (Npc)
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Mr. Dakka attempts to kill some of the Dutch...
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Mr. Dakka dies again!

Old Man
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The old man throws his sword when attempting to strike.

Skeletons
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The legless skeleton prepare to finish off The Nomad
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The Nomad counters!
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And goes for a kill shot!
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But leaves himself open and is killed by the skelly.

Trovians
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The Trovians start shooting trying to save Jason, but they only manage to miss.
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The officer is a much better shot.

Dutch
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The two Dutch soldiers get in each others way and fail to kill Jason.
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Another Dutch troop is more effective killing the mountie.
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The Bavarian over-seerer gets smacked by the but of Guy's shotgun.
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Dave's cover proves true protecting him from a shotgun blast.
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With the wall breached the Dutch retreat.

Tribe
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The tribe free their minds from Guy and pick up Captain James' body parts.

Demons
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The demon makes its way across the field.
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wait what you can't do that
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*door catches fire*
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Maverick » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:47 am

That went... Great? Loke you barstard.
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Wanted something that rhymes with "Mandalore" but I think "pandawhore shitsnorkeler" Does the job. And then some more.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:45 am

hahahahah that was great! Who is still living?

Gun down that guy with a shotgun advance a few inches
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Alex » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:07 am

"You facist pig!" Guy shouts at the overseer, "You can't stop the revolution!" Guy should blast him in the face with his shotgun.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby lawmaster » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:06 pm

Private Dave, J.J.J., and Guy Fox are the last ones alive, maybe look around in some chests to see if you find anything useful.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:11 pm

Bash guitar against the nearby rocket and hope for the best.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby lawmaster » Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:58 pm

Private Dave
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Private dave's shots go wild flying into the air.

Guy Fox
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"Fascist pig"
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The Bavarian overseerer is killed

J.J.J.
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Jason gives a little smile as he raises his guitar
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BOOM!
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Everyone is thrown onto their backs but no one is killed

Old Man
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Armed with the Nomad's gear the old man attacks a Trovian
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Who delivers a swift shotgun blast to the face.

Skeletons
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The armored skelly breaks open the door
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The legless one crawls onto the horse and then attacks a Trovian who dodges it

Demons
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The ork sprints over almost reaching the chest.

Zombies
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The zombies shuffle out

Trovians
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The medic/captain walks over to Johnathan
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And revives him with no amputations
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Three Trovians take aim at an armored unit
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And shoot him into bite size pieces
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An infantry unit tries to strike the skeleton but is blocked
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Another infantry blasts an infantry's head off

Tribe
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The tribe sprints across the field one trips

Dutch
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The last armored unit maneuvers on his spear and gets up
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The standoff continues as not enough damage is dealt
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This bad pic shows a gernade flinging Dave and his opponent back
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The Dutch retreat into the gunship


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RUMBLE! The ground shakes
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More of the wall falls crushing another dutch troop
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The red tower falls
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5 orks appear!

Overviews
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You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Alex » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:42 am

Put on the captain's armor and attack the closest hostile.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Maverick » Tue Jul 15, 2014 5:44 am

This time, I'll attempt to summon Ull, God of the Hunt. Hopefully, a lesser god May boost my stats or something. Also, trying not to get killed by him.
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Wanted something that rhymes with "Mandalore" but I think "pandawhore shitsnorkeler" Does the job. And then some more.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:13 pm

Get up and attempt to drown that armoured guy by pushing and holding him underwater.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby lawmaster » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:23 pm

Guy Fox
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Guy puts on light armor (+1 armor)
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He tries to shoot the mech but the gun jams he will have to clear it next turn or find a new gun.

J.G.L.
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John tries to summon the god of hunt...
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Who is also the god of shields.

Triple J
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Jason pushes the armor knight into the pond, who can do no more but stare in horror.
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What a wattery grave.

Private Dave (N.P.C.)
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Dave fires at the mech who's armor is too strong then hides behind his shield.

Trovians
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The elite kills the skelly before his shotgun falls apart.
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One Trovian fails to kill any zombies while the other blasts away 2.
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Unknown creatures, standard protocol let's blast em.
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Shots are fired and the two bowmen are killed.

New Dutch
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The Mech raises the nova sword
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well then...
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Dave is reduced to not but a puddle of blood.
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A medic opens the gate
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Allowing the heavy to blast at Guy, luckily he has that new armor.
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The gun ship now all filled up gets ready to take off.
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"Goodbye Bavarian scum"
"WHAT!"
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The ship begins moving and begins raining shots on those below.
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The shots find the elite a bloody death.

Tribe
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This tribe member continues sprinting towards his camp.
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This one trips a second time.

Zombies
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The zombies shuffle forward and 2 are slain in a response action.

Skeletons
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The wizard is finally able to get up since the tower collapsed, and raises up another skeleton.
Not pictured the other two skeletons go forward.

Demons
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The two orks that are compensating go forward not able to attack while the other locks the Trovian hero in combat.
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This ork grabs a crystal from the chest.
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Then gets a 11 on his sprint roll.

Overview
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Last edited by lawmaster on Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:24 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:19 pm

Pick up rocket launcher and move to fire at the gunship, aiming for the engines.
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Re: New tatis gametime

Postby Alex » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:16 pm

Grab the nearest gun/weapon and kill the heavy.
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