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Postby Colette » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:59 pm

Black Box Report on BB-P-Co-46588 (probably a good idea to read):
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A Trattorian Heisenberg-class battleship floats near the perimeter of BB-P-Co-46588-2's area of effect, scanning both objects constantly.

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Dr. Chalamgari: "For a Cobaltic-class Black Box, security sure is lax. I know what the Council said about provoking suspicion with a force buildup, but it seems awfully dangerous to entrust the defense of BB-P-Co-46588 to a single Heisenberg."

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"Multiple warp signatures detected!"
Dr. Chalamgari: "See what I mean!"

True to the Lab Director's prediction, forces from every major research organization in the brikverse somehow caught wind of the artifact, and appeared to seize control.

FACTIONS

RARcom: dilanski
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Objectives: Seize control of the artifact.

Scythian Office of Naval Intelligence: The Shadowscythe
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Objectives: Seize control of the artifact

The Magician's Alliance: silverdream
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Objectives: Seize control of the artifact

Black Box Bureau: colette
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Objectives: Maintain control of the artifact

Secret Faction A: Theblackdog

Secret Faction B: Scratch

Secret Faction C: Quantumsurfer


As a note, the Angel Arael does have stats, but Lord British Postulate is in full effect here. Also, just because you signed up for a secret faction, does not mean that you will get activated.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Theblackdog » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:02 pm

Secret Faction A, please.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Scratch » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:03 pm

Secret Faction B please.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Quantumsurfer » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:06 pm

This is me, signing up.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby dilanski » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:40 pm

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"Trattorians! It has been some time since we last met, then it was in the void of New York, now it is the system of Arcadia. Then it was as enemies, now it is... well I'll let you complete that sentence with actions."

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"Either way, I, Neil Klein, Sub-Apex Professor of the 5th Research task force, ask you to kindly not get in our way."
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:14 pm

In the name of the republic of valoros, get away from that thing, it is dangerous, it has a mind of its own and takes orders from no one, it is probably plotting to destroy you as I send you this message, emporer brikguy is the only person who can talk to it without being destroyed! The creature is all seeing, it knows all, it knows your plans, it it laughs at them, you have Gone in way over your heads, you are no match for it, it will destroy you, you have been warned, now we will watch as you play right into its hands
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:16 pm

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Grand Goblin Roy Ziegried, Caster of Disaster, Illuminator of Doominator and the Ayatollah of RocknRolla: We are the Magicians Alliance, and we demand to be taken seriously!
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Quantumsurfer » Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:54 pm

I laughed for, like, 5 whole minutes.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:31 pm

Secret Faction C
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby alphafalcon541 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:52 pm

Brickguy leave please. Stop ruining interesting topics.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Colette » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:38 am

Alright, now everyone can send in orders.

For this battle I am using standard Brikspace, like I always do. Technically the Heisenberg should have 4d6 shields, but out of fairness that not everyone is responsible enough to stat their ships I'm throwing out shielding rules/stats. The Kentaurus antimatter projectors have standard AM Projector stats. The monster one on the Despot will count as a size-6 epic-nuke that instantaneously reaches its target, like a souped-up version of its smaller brethren, but in exchange requires a turn to power up and has miserable 1d6 accuracy rating restricted to dreads, battleships, and similarly-sized objects. I'll admit, that thing is going to hurt when it hits.

On another note, the Heisenberg can spin itself, so if one set of turrets have a line of sight, they all do.

I would post Angel stats but Lord British Postulate is in full effect here- the Angel is more scenery than a play-tested balanced unit, so attack it and its 500d6 of AT Field dice at your own peril. And if you actually manage to aggro it...may God, or whatever is past that giant gate, have mercy on your souls.

EDIT: Oh, about the Angel. If you cross those red buoys you will get one warning from the Angel to get out. After that...well, your minds get snuggled.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby piltogg » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:09 am

Missed it? damn...
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Brikguy0410 » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:45 pm

alphafalcon541 wrote:Brickguy leave please. Stop ruining interesting topics.

Got hit yourself in the face with a lead pipe so the world does not have to look at your ugly face
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby dilanski » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:55 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:
alphafalcon541 wrote:Brickguy leave please. Stop ruining interesting topics.

Got hit yourself in the face with a lead pipe so the world does not have to look at your ugly face


Kids, don't do angry 12 year olds.
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Re: Paradise Found (Sign-Up)

Postby Maverick » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:41 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:
alphafalcon541 wrote:Brickguy leave please. Stop ruining interesting topics.

Got hit yourself in the face with a lead pipe so the world does not have to look at your ugly face

This is a serious medical hazard. Lead is a poisonous metal and i would strongly advise not to touch it. Not even to look cool in front of your friends. Kid, go to principal Stubbehs room.
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