Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

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Who's the most badass

Kath'os
1
11%
Haircules
2
22%
Pitchfork Peasant
6
67%
 
Total votes: 9

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Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Bragallot » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:15 pm

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Round 4

Reinforcements

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Water demon halberdiers arrive in the harbour, led by Fishstache's son Fat Olaf.

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The Draklon elite reaches the battlefield - a matriarch sorceress with a champion and a group of slayers mounted on dragons or riding chariots.

Kath'os - Zahru II

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"It's shameful how you call yourselves true warriors yet choose to side with a coward like Cales," Kath'os mocks the water demons.

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"I'll send you back to the murky depths where you belong, for the glory of the Bull God!" Kath'os shouts, slashing Fishstache, who fails to parry. A critically successful feat allows Kath'os to add an extra die to his damage roll, which gives him the edge he needs to kill Fishstache.

Andelmere Guard - Brikguy0410

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Sarga starts coughing violently.

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Then he leaps down the ladder and cuts down a swordsman that was waiting below.

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The officer who made it onto the wall is cut down by combined attacks.

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The guardsmen start climbing down the wall.

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Bloodknights keep heading down from the keep.

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The halberdiers and final bloodknight change their minds and start heading outside. Guardsmen at the harbour accomplish nothing.

Purple Mages - Silent_Sigfig

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The mages get exactly the same rolls as the last round, which is not very good.

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Then they take cover in the alchemist's workshop.

Scallywags - Zupponn

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Slimy Pete tries to expose the water demon to his bad breath.

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The feat fails and Slimy Pete gets slashed (-1 HP).

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The struggle continues.

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Haircules rips off the cell door, turning it into a large weapon that may also function as a shield in cc.

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He beats a heavy swordsman on the head with it, but the tough water demon stands his ground. The scallywag guarding the prison again fired, and again didn't do enough damage.

Citizens - Alex

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Laris: "People of Andelmere, stop this! This is silly!"

Nobleman: "Hmm, he does have a point."

Geisha: "Couldn't you have realized that like a few seconds ago, you jackass?"

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The citizens rejoin the defense of the city and head towards the harbour.

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The beggar girl even manages to backstab the Technoviking.

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"Light, cleanse the faithful of all bodily harm."

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For a moment Sarga basks in the light. It heals him and also makes his face look really weird there for a second.

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The chicken critically infects an imperial guard with the bird flu, killing him instantly.

Urban Guard - lawmaster

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"You won't get away with this," Sir Jason promises the mages. They quickly shut the door, but Jason isn't about to let something like that stop him.

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*crash* "HERE'S JASON!"

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He then throws his sword through the first mage.

Water Demons - lordintype

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Psycho Dad shoots Haircules in the back, but it takes more than that to bring Haircules down.

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One heavy swordsman attacks Kath'os, to no avail.

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Then Fishstache and a halberdier move in however, and even though Kath'os parries with the Excalibull they deal terrible terrible damage and bring Kath'os down to 1 HP.

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A guardsman is dispatched.

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The halberdiers spread out and move into the city.

Peasants - Kommander Ken

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A goat is dropped on a demonspawn's face, damaging him.

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The peasants keep firing, harming another.

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A shot from above killed the demonspawn that got hit by the goat earlier.

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The kid tries to finish a demonspawn, but that doesn't end well for him.

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This peasant heads down but since he can't get a clear line of sight he sets up some response fire.

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The elder swings himself from the ladder, hits the hay bale...

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... grabs onto the side of the wall and swings himself around, aiming his pitchfork straight into the wounded demonspawn, which finishes him off!

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The force of the blow knocks the creature into its allies, sending them flying back (critically successful feat!).

Imperial guard - Scratch

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With terrible, terrible damage (37!), the crossbowmen put down Sarga.

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Soldiers try to finish off the KotR. Sir Jarvis takes a hit (-1 HP).

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Another soldier reaches the walls.

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Malagram challenges Sir Alamar, so far the most incompetent minifig ever.

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The duel goes back and forth for a while...

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When Malagram tries to reach for a gun! This ends badly for him as Alamar slashes his back (-1 HP, failed feat).

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Spearmen rejoin the action.

Draklon Raiders - Battlegrinder (NPC'd, I didn't receive orders)

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Skirmishers push the damaged gate open. The chicken is hacked into feathery bits. The other simply advance.

Knights of the Realm - Silverdream (NPC'd as well)

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The knights of the realm fumble their attack rolls, naturally, when Sir Alamar rises to the challenge of attempting a feat.

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"Lord Malagram, I hereby execute you for treason." (critically successful feat :shock: )

Overviews

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Victory points (red: kingdom, blue: imperials)

Serpent's Keep: 3 points
Gatehouse: 2 points
North wall: 1 point
South wall: 1 point
Harbour prison: 1 point
Fisher's hut: 1 point

Alchemist's workplace: - destroyed
Mill: 1 point - destroyed
Farm house: 2 points

TOTAL

11 / 0

Damage:

City gate 3/4 SP
Sarga 0/3 HP
Haircules 2/3 HP
Lord Malagram 0/3 HP
Sir Alamar 1/2 HP
Psycho Dad 1/2 HP
Sir Jason 1/2 HP
Fishstache 0/2 HP
Slimy Pete 1/2 HP
Kath'os 1/3 HP
Sir Jarvis 1/2 HP

Effects in play next round:

+1 skill boost to defenders (drop victory points below 8 to remove this)

Kills

Andelmere Guard - 11
Urban Guard - 5
Scallywags - 5
Water demons - 6
Knights of the Realm - 4 (+1) (+1 friendly fire)
Citizens - 3
Purple mages - 6
Imperial guard - 11
Draklon raiders - 6 (+1)
Peasants - 8
Kath'os - 4 (+1 friendly fire)
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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by lordintype » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:59 pm

It's kind of hard to cast a vote seeing as the nominees are both killing me bad. :evil:
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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:24 pm

Is it weird that I'm laughing manically at the farm animals splattering demonspawn?

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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Battlegrinder » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:20 pm

That's weird, I could've sworn I got my orders in. Oops.

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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Zupponn » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:40 am

Kommander Ken wrote:Is it weird that I'm laughing manically at the farm animals splattering demonspawn?
No, this is pretty normal in Brikwars.
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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by lordintype » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:49 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Kommander Ken wrote:Is it weird that I'm laughing manically at the farm animals splattering demonspawn?
No, this is pretty normal in Brikwars.
It never stops being funny though.
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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Elmagnifico » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:03 pm

See, I woulda voted for Alamar or the Pitchfork Peasant. Haircules is a boss, don't get me wrong, but overcoming that much fail to slay a hero/downing demons with farm equipment kinda makes muscleman and the bulladin pale by comparison.
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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Bragallot » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:33 am

Naturally, he wasn't included in the poll because it's unnecessary to even compare such badassness to anything else.
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Re: Attack on Andelmere (Round 4)

Post by Legofighter » Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:27 pm

Really this is ossum guys. Keep it up, I'm waiting for more bloodshed
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