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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN TWO!!!

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:43 am

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN TWO!!!

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:18 pm

Sweet. Edited the post. Thanks NB!

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN TWO!!!

Post by Kommander Ken » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:21 pm

TURN THREE



IMMORTALZ

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At the start of the turn, an explosion rocks the WarWreks. The mortar launched last turn has stricken its desired target.






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The Wreks however soaks up the damage, but just barely.





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"Fuck," the mortar krew is not pleased by the outcome. Kaptain Red however has an idea.






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"We only have one shot at this, boys. Mostly because I only have half a sandwich left."





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He looks to the nearest soldier, "you there! Atten-shin!"





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"W-what? Uhh, what the fuck, sir? What are you do-"
"Hold still and never question your superior officers, son."





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Red Kaptain rubs the sandwich all over the regular's torso, getting mayo and bologna in as many crevices as possible.
"Now when I say go, I want you to run out there as fast as you can. We gotta distract that ugly-ass dinosaur thing."
"Uh, yeah sure I can do that dad."
"Don't call me that."
"But I'm-"
"GOGOGO!"





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" :silver: ."
The regular climbs over their fortifications and winds himself up like a cartoon character.





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He then sprints toward certain danger, uncannily still like a cartoon character.





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Heroic Feat Success! The WarWreks is distracted by the smell of the sandwiched soldier, turning completely away from the Dreadknight.





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Meanwhile the Brootal gunnerz who failed to do any damage last turn pay the price of getting to close to multiple lines of fire.





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One gets lucky as another pointblank missed shot speeds past him.





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But Regulars hardly miss, at least when they're firing more expensive equipment.





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A machinegun nest and a nearby regular try to take out the prone Grimjaw.





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Luckily a redshirt divebombs in the way of the fatal damage. "FOR THE BROOTAL GOOOOOOD!!--UUGGGHHHHH"





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The Dreadknight closes in on the distracted Wreks letting loose a stream of gunfire along the way.





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The Spider Tank joins the Dreadknight's efforts.





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The combined damage easily penetrates the WarWreks's armor, doing one point of size damage.





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[separating the factions in case I mess something up.]

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by Kommander Ken » Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:10 pm

BROOTALZ

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The WarWreks turns its fearsome glower to the source of its intense headache. The earlier distraction was now broken, thanks to the incredible damage it received.




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It growls and returns its attention to the Dreadknight.





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And unleashes a devastating attack.





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Both giant chainguns deal enough damage to override the Dreadknight's armor and last size point, ripping both arms off in the process.





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One of the arms crashes onto the Immortal frontlines, killing two Regulars and knocking over the mortar.





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The other one turns a Brootal bigboy's head into paste.





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Grimjaw suddenly sits up, looking bewildered at the goings-on around him. Then it all comes back to him.





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"YOU LOT JUS' TRIED TAH SHOOT ME WHILE I WAZ LYIN' DOWN?!"





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Red Kaptain and the nearby soldier stare at him blankly.
"No."
"Of course not."





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"THAT. MAKES ME. VERY.....ANGERY."





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Grimjaw Gitgrabba angrily grabs the sandwich runner.
"YOU FUGGIN"





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And tosses him into a couple of regulars, disrupting all three.
"COOOWAAARDZ!"





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He turns toward Red Kaptain and fires away.





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But a redshirt also saves him from the damage that would've been otherwise fatal.





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"Well shit."





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Gunnerz gang up on a regular, pulping him from the neck up.





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They then take up positions among the wreckage.





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On the other side, more gunnerz gather behind the best cover they can find.





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Now seeing it as good luck, Gonk and the other gunnerz who made fun of him continued under the hindquarters of the Wreks, coming out unscathed.





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Gonk lifts up his unwieldy hodgepodge of a gun and fires away.





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And with a stroke of good fortune and some high dice rolls, he headshots an Immortal gunner.





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Gunnerz rain down fire on another gun nest.





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And blow up the gun along with the soldier manning it.





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The last bigboy tosses wreckage from a bike aside, slowly but surely getting into range to do something.




The reinforcements however...
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Make a sprint roll and end up with with a total of 16" worth of move.





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Needless to say they waste very little time to join their surviving comrades at the Immortals front door.





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With the gruntz out of the way, the Broozer and two Boomrodders clamber on top of the rocky outcropping for a better vantage point.





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The Broozer braces itself and fires its huge kannon.





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The explosive travels a whole 12" and will have to wait to the Immortal's turn to reach the wall, but Terrorkhan have other plans.





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The 3" explosive explodes a mere 2 inches from the wall. The worst of the damage is negated.





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But the nearest of Warhead's Finest are disrupted from the shockwave.

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:16 am

So this...

...This is...

R̲̘̪͍̺̯a͕̮g̺̣̜̝̲̺̩n͎͚͙̻a̹̗̬̭̮̦b͕̥̭͔͖̱l̪̯̘̬͖͖̭o̩k?̹̟̲͍̫





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How interesting...

...An u͞͠nş̶top̶̛͜p̀́ab̶͏l̀e͏͠ force taking on an i̥͖̩̖̦ͅm̤̫̩̬̥m̭̳̻o̪͍̗v̬̖͇͕͇̱̞ͅa͚̤̺̲̗͔̝ͅb͚̤̯͚̱̰͙l͎̰e̳͎ o͖͉̺̹̝ͅb̹̘̻͉̤̫̻͙͍͉͙j̩̩͔̹̘͚̖̳ͅe̯̤̺͇̫͔̣̣̠͍̟̟̠͔̟͎͚̲c̞͎̘̬̥͖̞̘̦͎̩̦t͙̹̫̱̖͍̳͓̤̳̦͖̣?̰͈̪͖̯̟͕̯








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Well...

...Maybe that eq̶u̶a͜͠t̵҉҉i͟on can be solved.


W̠͇̮̘̗̲͙i̸̯̭̻̩͚͎̼t̪͝h҉̭̟̙̲̗ ̶̨͚̖̟̤̲̟͞ͅs͙̪o̡͓̫̦̱̭m̵̡̝̻̩͖̗̼̤̦̫ḛ̥̝̮ ͏̪̗̟̱̫̖a̷̹ͅs̨̧̧̘̩͇̜͕̠͖̻ͅs̷͔͕i̢̱̹̻͇̬̗̯̦̮͢s̨̩̟̪ͅt̨͓̭̳̱̤̦͎̳́á̙̤͖̙͜n҉̶͔͕̯̫̹̬̣̪͜c͏͇e̩̞̱̦.






CRASH!

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A Trattorian drone suddenly breaks through the the lower levels of a rotting skyscraper, firing away at nothing in particular.





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Below, lifeless bodies of defeated drones rise as one.





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Trattorian rifles discarded a time ago are picked back up again by their original owners.





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Heedlessly they rise and clutch their rifles. Their soulless gazes seem even more so with their sudden reanimation.



Secret Faction unlocked! (played by Bookwyrm)


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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by Bolicob12 » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:34 am

This is so good so far ;)
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:07 am

Two things:
1. spike traps?
2. God fucking dammit, Bookwyrm, that was going to be my heroic feat for next turn!
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by Bookwyrm » Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:50 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:07 am
Two things:
1. spike traps?
2. God fucking dammit, Bookwyrm, that was going to be my heroic feat for next turn!
Otherwise great
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:29 pm

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by RedRover » Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:01 pm

Ken, you are brilliant!

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN THREE

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:25 pm

Thanks Red!




IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN FOUUUURRR

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The reanimated Trattorian Drones are up first, as the minigun-wielding drone jumps down from the second floor of the ruined skyscraper and does a Marvel hero-landing.





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This drone decides to join the other two but doesn't have enough move to make it all the way for now.





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Two of the drones on the battlefield combine fire on Gonk, insuring to the brikverse that there will be one less Brootal character arc.





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On whatever broken and corrupted comm system still linked the drones together, the one-wielding the minigun attempts a heroic feat as it stares through the wall at the other two drones some distance away.






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But whatever it said to its brother drones didn't communicate well enough and only disrupts them.

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN FOUR

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:49 pm

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At the start of the Immortals turn, the Red Kaptain pulls a device from some crevice in his armor. At least I hope it was in his armor. "Stupid greenskins, we have all the means set in place to keep you damn things away from Warhead's trophy city!"





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*BEEP*





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"Fuck."





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Failing to fire its main kannon, the Spider Tank launches a volley of rockets instead.





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All four hit and all four deal significant damage.





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The WarWreks lets out a final defiant bellow as its augmented bits and pieces start falling off.





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And finally comes crashing to the ground, taking out three Brootals and disrupting three more.





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The battle rages on, except for this chaingun that jams up.





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The Immortal regulars that Grimjaw disrupted last turn get up and fire at him.





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The Brootal warlord just glares at them and the bullets ping against his ramshackle armor.





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Another regular grabs a fallen comrade's rifle, finding his mortar to be than useful with just one soldier manning it.





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Another fires upon the encroaching Brootalz and manages to get a kill for his efforts.





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One of the gun platforms fires off a concentrated a beam of pure OT.





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And liquefies a Brootal gunner.





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The disrupted terrorkhan all get up and one of them notices the drone activity below. "Excuse me but what the fuck?"

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN FOUR

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:24 pm

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At the start of the Brootalz turn, Grimjaw is still very unhappy.
"FUCK YOUR LEGGY TANK!!!"





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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"





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"NAILED IT!"
The spider tank struggles under his weight, but only briefly. Still, Feat Success!





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"Shit, shoot that big fucker down!"





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Grimjaw's armor roll just barely soaks up the damage, it also helped that the Terrorkhan closest to him found him to be harder to fire at.





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The horde advances, tossing aside one of the drones like a ragdoll.





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Turning it into shrapnel upon impact.





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Another drone is clumsily ganged up on, but none of the gruntz deal enough damage.





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The heavy artillery meanwhile take up positions behind some rubble.





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The Immortals find their rival would-be Brikverse conquerors are getting closer and closer.





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But not close enough to activate another one of Red Kaptain's traps.
"Double fuck."





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The other side of the horde closes in accordingly.





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The Broozer tank jumps from its ledge as the horde clears enough space. The resulting crunch crushes numerous amounts of battlefield debris beneath its feet.





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The gunner uses his action to reload the giant fawkawff kannon. He'll have to wait till next turn to fire it again.





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Until then, the Broozer just glares at the imposing line of Terrorkhan. One of them probably shits his pants, but he would never admit it.





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The movement phase over, the closest gruntz gleefully fire their weapons with various results. One or two fail to do any damage, but the rest overskill and riddle two Immortal regulars with bullets.





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Another couple Brootalz fire off a few rounds.





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And fell the last regular on their side of the battlefield.





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Oversized Overwatch of the encroaching horde.





BONUS FACTION UNLOCKED, PLAYED BY FALK!
A Poorly-Informed Tour Group has arrived!

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"And here we have the once great capitol of Trattoria, Consel-"





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"-Oh no."




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"What the Brikhell is going on here?!" Cried the poorly informed tour guide.





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"Whatever it is, it's :666: !"





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Their arrival is not totally unnoticed either.





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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN FOUR

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:45 pm

Double fuck indeed
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN FOUR

Post by Bolicob12 » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:23 pm

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