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post-apocaccino round 1 next orders must be in by 4pm GMT

Post by dilanski » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:45 pm

becuase the militia got no orders they did nothing and rightly, most of them got wasted. this round was full of lucky rolls

monks

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master yoda used the force to load and fire the catapult with an explosive and standard boulder

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critical succes! the bouldes landed in the cargo area setting off a crate of explosive's doing two points of structre damadge aswell as setting the deck on fire ang engulfing poor horsey in flames.

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monk archers got in position and attacked a soldier killing him

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to end there turn the monk sage fired a dark energey fireball blasting the ship and doing major damadge,collapsing gantry took a poor riflemen's life

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there opening gambit was boring but they did do 3 points of stuctre damadge aswell as killing the gunner so the commander took his place

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after taking heavy damadge the ship carried valiantly on and then with a deafening roar with a whoosh of jet exhaust it swung about and drove full speed to the militia (anyone who pm's me the reference gets a +4 bonus on all rolls next turn)

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moving swiftly through the sky cannons blazing as he went brought a mighty militia tower crashing down in sheets of flames

the cannons also disintergrated the helicopter and a troop the guy in the picture is a dead hidden operative

FED armour unit

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the tank drove forward squashing and burning several trolls and a militia the driver shouted out "YOUV'E BEEN CONSIDERED EXPENDABLE!" for no reason at all

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the dreadnaught used its first attack to destroy the white arch killing a militia rpg troop

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instantly the armour unit raised there weapons and melted the redcoats valiant heart..........

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fairwell red-coat, fairwell reeeedddddd-ccoooaatttt

the captain,two swordsmen and a riflemen survived but the redcoat was lost, probably taking with them the U.S.P.E last hope of victory.


all orders must be in by 4pm GMT tommorrow any army without orders will sit there gormeless like the militia did, as for the +4 multiplier i promised any competitor who knows what i was parodying should pm me the answer anyone who gives a correct answer gets it, if you know it and don't have a place please don't post the answer!

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Post by Massam » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:50 pm

The blurrrrr
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Post by jifel » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:20 pm

Massam wrote:The blurrrrr
Yes, it is pretty bad. I would recomend a tripod. Or even just a lego tower to rest the camerea on.

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Post by pesgores » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:46 am

I would also recommend some overviews shots. I need them.
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Post by Bennanteno » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:37 pm

Don't bring a boat to a tank fight.

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Post by dilanski » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:06 am

done (post bumped!)
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Post by RJ » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:40 am

jifel wrote:
Massam wrote:The blurrrrr
Yes, it is pretty bad. I would recomend a tripod. Or even just a lego tower to rest the camerea on.

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i have neither and my pictures aren't blurry - whats with skipping my turn anyway?

plus i seem to be bored already - no offence dilanski but if someone wants a place they can have mine
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Post by jifel » Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:57 am

RJ wrote:I have neither and my pictures aren't blurry
Same here, but everyone is different.

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Post by Warhead » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:01 pm

I notice that not all the pics are blurred. I don't use a tripod or anything either. Try resting your elbows on something when taking the pics. Some damn fine models here though.
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Post by RJ » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:03 pm

i don't even use my elbows
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Post by benkim123 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:12 pm

You just have to stand still. That way the photos wont be blurry
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Post by RJ » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:15 pm

you even do my way of phototaking!
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Post by benkim123 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:19 pm

Thats weird
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Post by RJ » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:27 am

yeh

ok what country are you from, if you say england, are you from london or surrey?
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