Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 5

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Postby piltogg » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:58 pm

very nice! pretend High five!
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Postby lrdofbricks » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:00 pm

man, that was horrible and amazing at the same time. how many men do i have left?
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:21 pm

Thanks Piltogg.

@Lrdofbriks: Hmm, if I were you I'd wait and see how many men you have left at the end.
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Postby Massam » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:41 pm

Oh god...the fort is is utterly screwed. I love how last turn's order for mini-warhead actually payed off.
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Postby Natalya » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:59 pm

Moar naow
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:28 pm

The VOL

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Commander Leonidus seeks personal combat in an OTC duel with the Manly Man's Tough Ombrie. Sparks fly as the OTC's clash and mesh together.

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The Heavy Flamer cooks up some Zombie Chef specials.

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Serve hot!

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The second Squad move up and take aim.

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Almost perfect marksmanship whittles down the emerging zombies to a manageable level once more.

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A Manly Man takes a fatal shot in the neck.

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The air buzzes with ionisation from a mass teleport.

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With a thunderclap of displaced air the Einherjar appear (I'll let Tuefish post these guys of his up in the armoury if he wants to). Spoken of only in whispers these ancients of VOL myth step into the present. Perhaps their wait in Valhalla is at and an end and Ragnarok beckons.

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Well, it is the end of the world for some. Despite the obvious skills of these cold killers two Manly Men survive.

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The blood is slick on the ground. Unlike the Manly Men the Einherjar are silent in Victory.

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Two rounds of combat later and Leonidus finally kills the Tough Ombrie. The deciding factor was the VOL Armour and the shield which being made from the same material as the OTC was able to parry some of the damage. I decided to continue the combat until the end just as in a duel.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:44 pm

MORE EXCITING WARHEAD ADVENTURES TOMORROW NIGHT.
I'M GONNA' BE A GODFATHER FOR REAL TOMORROW, IMAGINE. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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Postby MasterEcabob » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:51 am

...Great, I knew all that billboard-vague foreshadowing was going to hurt. Oh well, at least I managed to take some of them down with me!
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Postby Tuefish » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:38 am

MUAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!
Excellent coverage Warhead!
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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:31 am

Warhead wrote:
Whoooooa! Really?.. Well... fuck ma' mamma... Great! Sure, go ahead, with my official permission or whatever.


Permission to fuck your mum, that is?
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Postby Natalya » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:44 am

If anything this belongs in the rulebook for the huge explosions and the blood spray.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:16 pm

THE IMMORTALS

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Amazingly, after having made an assault drop without a drop pod the Maniac gets to his feat.

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With the war cry of the long dead Pickled Cabbage Legion of which he is the sole survivor (Which goes "Da You hink am a jobby, Mr?!!) M.Q.S. swings his Battle Hammer in a deadly arc smashing the head off an Assyrian and blazing away with the Auto-Blaster at the NCO, both shots narrowly miss.

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The battlefield is momentarily deafened by noise as Digit, an Elite of the Immortal Family and member of Dial'O'Death fires the Plasma Destructor.

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A searing ball of Plasma fire instantly crosses the distance leaving an after image in the vision of all watching. The missiles and wall it was aimed at disintegrate in a firestorm of Debris and wreckage.

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Instant Wall Be Gone, the new Plasma Destructor, no home should be without one! Just phone Dial'O'Death for all your mayhem needs.
A wookie is pinned but still alive. The other two thrown to the floor.

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Joe Pinapples (Also an Elite and a member of Dial'O'Death) finds a spot to his liking and assembles his customised sniper railgun.

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He likes these forgoten corners of the battlefield, they bring him calm. Quickly choosing a target he fires. Not even a flash betrays his location.

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One shot one kill and Rocket girl is down. :(

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Despite the mess, her colleagues haven't even noticed yet.

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Volt darts towards the Command Centre and fires psionic energy through his staff weapon, the Lightning Rod. An arc of electricity jumps to the Ion Cannons in a staggering and breath taking display of photo editing, that I couldn't be bothered to do.

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The Ion Cannon explodes and one Cannon is thrown from the weapons frame falling on those below...

SPLUT!!!

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Ewww, The decapitation was too fast for Manly Santa's beer soaked mind to register. He's mightily impressed however as he thinks he blew her head clean off with a discharge. Leonidus may be peeved or relieved.
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Postby Massam » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:54 pm

Aw fuck...those guys are dead. Fucking immortals.
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Postby kiemaster » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:04 pm

whens the bitches turn?????

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Postby muffinman42 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:29 pm

kiemaster wrote:whens the bitches turn?????

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