MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA!!!
He got promoted because of your comments last turn.
Manly Fuckin' Santa, his mates all dead becomes Berserker!!!
Off comes the top, sky clad warriors do not fear wounds.
He strides off with grim and bloody determination. Here's what's going on like Bonn-o-Tron. He's been given very simple instructions. I rolled a dice and so he's headed for the nearest target of the type selected. Oh, I should also mention that due to the amount of Carnage caused last turn the Manly Men and especially Manly Fuckin' Santa have earned the Respect of the VOL and vies versa so both are now allied.
Back hand chop, one undead down.
Without pause reverse slash, two more undead gone.
Chopping Frenzy, Ice World Zombie leader is no more. What the hell was he eating?
Boring! Swings Still Saw back aaand...
...throws. Two more undeads beheaded.
Draws pump action Manly Shotgun and...
Blam-O! He shoots he scores!
I'd rolled a D6+1 for how many Undeads he would kill this turn and I rolled a 6. Bloody Hell!!!