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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:42 am
by Warhead
THE VOL

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Leonidus performs the coup de race on Zombie Gordon Ramsey.

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He then re-joins his men.

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Speaking of which, what are they doing? We'll never know as someone forgot to take a picture of them doing the work, I even possed it and just forgot...

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Oh, never mind. Cool bikes.

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The lead bike fires it's X-Wing Cannon and amazingly doesn't explode.

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KA-BOOM!

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FFFZZZZTTT!!!

The Creeper does explode though.

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The wall posses no problems to the Einherjar who simply leap over it.

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Landing safely on the others side the Einherjar dive for cover. Now you see them...

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...And...

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...now you don't.

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The rest of the VOL move up as best they can on foot.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:30 pm
by Warhead
THE ASSYRIAN EMPIRE

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Two medipacs later and the Captain has his arm back, The Star Commando his hand but the Assyrian Trooper remains dead. The Star Commandos take possession of the computer core and it's precious data.

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The Captain readies the assault on the Super Jews. He orders the Trooper with the Grenades to start the attack.

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The grenade falls no further than the 6" and explodes the bar sending the dead barmaid flying but nothing else is hurt.

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The rest open fire on the Super Jews below.

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Inexperienced with the new weapon the Assyrian's rocket flies erratically.

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Right into the roof of the hanger instead of the Super Jews.

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However, the scattered debris will do nicely as one Super Sandwich Guy armed with a salvaged rail gun is crushed.

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Another Super Sandwich Guy Trooper goes down with a face full of Assyrian laser fire.

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A Super Sandwich Guy Cleaver and Trooper are both gunned down by the Heavy Bolter and NCO.

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The only casualty to response counter fire during the attack was the other squads NCO.

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Having drawn away some of the firepower the Star Commando's take to the air and assault the hanger roof. One throws his grenade and crit fails while the other misses his shot as they pass over the enemy.

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The grenade hits the hanger wall and bounces through the railing slot...

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...and continues to bounce to the opposite side of the roof at the stair well where it explodes harmlessly.

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The Grand Bitchess sits still in her trance. One of the Star Commando's tries to put an end to her but his shot is absorbed by some sort of shield.

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Leaving one Star Commando to guard her the rest take up defensive positions.

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Major Smith having turned his Speeder Bike back towards the enemy takes her in at full throttle.

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A missile launches as he guns the bike into a strafing run guns blazing.

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The Time Travelling Super Sandwich Guy Commander stops the laser shots with his Nova Sword without damage.

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The missile explodes inside the hanger killing a Gunslinger (they had been called Bounty Hunters but I prefer this) .

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The Super Sandwich Guy Commander must have been holding back his response fire for this moment. He fires.

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The bike takes a hit but Major Smith makes a good recovery roll and manages to stay in control. One of the missiles and a Laser Cannon are destroyed however. But where did the missile fall?..

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Thankfully it landed harmlessly between all the factions.

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The Assassin Droid with the Missile Launcher reloads while the Autocannon fires at the Super Jews.

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However, he fails to hit anyone.

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...What's this? Someone is teleporting down to the planet?..

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!

MAJOR NATALYA HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE!..
Accompanied by her personal guard that were awarded to her from Her Majesty Empress Xianghua's own personal guard Major Natalya assesses the situation. She sees the cavorting, rum swilling Pirate PLA with their wild and rowdy Pirate singing and changes her plans immediately. The old Pirate Singing Trick eh? There will be plenty of time to kill the Peach Scum later but it would be foolish to waist her shots on an enemy so obviously immune to attack as these.

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Instead she orders her men to join up with the Assassin Droids and to clear away the remaining Undead.

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All to soon the job is done.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:35 pm
by kiemaster
WTF ME AND THE ASSYRIANS ARE ALLIED WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:39 pm
by Warhead
Oops! Um, could it be it's just how Assyrians say hellow to people they like? :roll: :oops:

That was my fault, I forgot. Sorry. At least your not dead.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:41 pm
by kiemaster
grumbleumblerumble ye luckily

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:42 pm
by Warhead
Better luck next time, hehe. :)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:45 pm
by kiemaster
hopeful destruction turn 4 drafts

warhead disappears from existence

(that reminds me better post turn 4 up)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:51 pm
by Warhead
Eep! :shock:

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:52 pm
by kiemaster
oh and by the way you havnt sent orders....

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:59 pm
by Bragallot
I can't help but love the fact someone's gonna get to work on those peaches.

@ Warhead: just give him another pussy to play around with and he'll be ok.

edit: I meant to add cult, I swear.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:23 pm
by OneEye589
I see you're making good use of my .50 cal barrel design.

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:25 pm
by Cpt. Zipps
Shit!

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:32 pm
by Warhead
OneEye589 wrote:I see you're making good use of my .50 cal barrel design.
Yup, it's a nice idea of yours that works very well. I've ordered one or two more ski pads.

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:30 am
by Warhead
THE TIME TRAVELLING SUPER JEWS

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After pulling back one of the heavies from under the gantry the Heavy Rail Cannon is ordered to fire!..

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PHOOM! KA-PLOOWEE!!!
The last support explodes all'ova'dah place!

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Most of the Assyrians fall over as the gantry finally collapses.

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The Super Jews launch their own assault. Commander Horowitz leads from the front. The Gunslinger hadn't fired yet but it looks dramatic.

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DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!

The Gunslinger Cyborg acting as a Flak Gun shoots up into the air... He shouts out "GET TO DA CHOPPA!" for some unknown reason.

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It's a palpable hit! Two shots rip into the bike destroying it and throwing Major Smith off in the resulting explosion.

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A rail gun takes an Assyrians head clean off as the assault closes in. The other hits but failed to penetrate the Heavy Bolters armour.

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The riderless bike plummets towards the battle in a torrent of flames.

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BA-DOOOOOOM!!!

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It crashes and explodes in a ball of flame but amazingly hits no one.

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Major Smith is past caring having fallen on something more solid than he was. Unfortunately I rolled two crits on his damage so he'll be sitting out the remainder of the battle.


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The assault goes ahead as planed. The Gunslinger shoots two stunned and helpless Assyrians where they lie. However again the armour proved to tough for the pitiful damage I rolled.

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The Assyrian Captain regains his feet and tries to shoot Commander Horowitz as he charges. His Nova Sword again absorbs the attack.

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They lock in melee combat. The Assyrian manages to block Horowitz attack by only one point.

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The Assyrian Captain counters and Horowitz easily blocks the attack after rolling a crit.

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The Heavy Bolter dude didn't stand a chance. The Cleaver cuts him down.

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His victory is short lived as the NCO manages to respond and skewers the Cleaver right through his belly.

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The Leader of the Cleavers sets to work with his OTC weapon. He shouts a challenge to the Star Commando Commander standing above.

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The Commander does not refuse but he tells his men to leave, they must get the Computer Core to safety. He will stay and buy them time.

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The Cleaver steps onto the hanger roof. Both warriors their OTC's growling face each other, each determined to win neither prepared to back down. Neither in any doubt in their minds as to who the victor will be.

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Both Empires rip and tear at each other as the battle continues. The only question is, who shall win?

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:22 pm
by The Shadowscythe
Fuck me the fuck sideways, that last post was OSSUM! . . . I think I need to change my underwear. :mbd: