Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 8

[Bragallot]

Better to close the infinity case while you can before it spawns something truly dangerous now like... Norm and his barstool on crack.

No, not even the infinity case could hold him.

[Massam]

Hmmm...that was most impressive.

[piltogg]

well the sum of james+burgandy does equal insanity... or whatever the wiki happens to say at the moment.

[Ross_Varn]

Pwned.

That was the most inspired action I have ever seen anyone take.

Now. THROUGH THE BREACH!

[dilanski]

AWESOME

J.noob got pwnd and it's about time.

also the BFG Ionizer looks like the RYNO V

[Warhead]

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++





Cthulhu tries to maintain his presence in the mortal realm and soaks up more unlife from the nearby minor undeads. In fact the drain on power is so intense that the entire planet is now devoid of any and all of the minor zombies and skeletons. The rest flee the planet as best they are able. But none of that concerns Cthulhu...



A distant whining followed by sounds of hideous pain and anguish can be heard from the portal and then...



BLUUURRRRRRGH!



Tons of blood spew out of the portal as something Cthulhu ate makes him sick. The blood wrecks all the cool weapons, aw, what a shame.



Unending amounts of blood continue to gush forth as Cthulhu barfs up and then...



...with the last lingering words of... FOR FUCKS SAKE MORTAL SHUT YOUR NOOB MOUTH OR I'LL TENTACLE snuggle YOU!!! ...he's gone.





Being the last of the Army of Darkness the Peach Assault Team try to take advantage of the bonus to hit but fail to penetrate either Borstals or Captain Alexandria's Armour. If they survive they may be commanded by the PLA from now on.

[Warhead]

END PHASE

++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.

The Britannian League: LRDOFBRIKS

KIA: 16 You have one Irregular Trooper, your Hero and Borstal the Maniac.
KILLS: 32 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.

The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM

KIA: 6 (You now have an assault vehicle)
KILLS: 15 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.

The Bitches KIEMASTER

KIA: 17 (You now only have Hell'O Kittah and your Hero)
KILLS: 32 + 1 Creeper

Daemons IVHORSMAN

KIA: 8 (+2 Lesser Blood Daemons) He had Cthulhu on his side for a while.
KILLS: 15

The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)

KIA: 14 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed.
KILLS: 24
(Only Manly Santa is Left).

The VOL: TUEFISH

KIA: 9 (Has two bikes with X-Wing Lasers)
KILLS: 44 + 1 Creeper.

The Assyrians NATALYA

KIA: 8 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
KILLS: 32 + 2 Creepers
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core

The Peach Pirates SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)

KIA: 10 (Has the ORCA the Peach Pirate Gunship)
Kills: 6 + 1 Immortal (sort of dead)

The Immortal Family MAGIC SOAP

KIA: 1
Kills: 31

Time Travelling Super Jews CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)

KIA: 14
Kills: 10 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike

The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO

KIA: 0
Kills: 4

Peach Liberation Army RJ

KIA: 0
Kills: 0

Almighty Benny HIMSELF

Kills:

Warhead HIMSELF

Kills: 1 + 1 Baron De'ath, 1 J+B sort of.

Proto-Figs NPC

KIA: 0
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro.

CTHULHU

KIA: Pleeze!
KILLS: One Deadly Spaceman. An entire planet of minor undead zombies drained of unlife. And J+B sort of.



Maybe now Cthulhu's gone we can give peace a chance?.. Nahh!

NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR TURN 9... I guess

[The Shadowscythe]

Wait wait whut? There are no undeads left at all? Or are there still other undead left . . . if you catch my drift? =P

[Warhead]

Only the Undead Deadly Spacemen and maybe some Wight's and other greater Undead remain on the planet. I've still got another 200+ mini-figs that are Deadly Spacemen, 200 - 300 Immortal Family plus another 100 mini-figs of new stuff but they are either all being used, updated or otherwise unsuitable for here. 200+ Undead Deadly Spacemen! Bit much don't you think? They 14 already here will prove more than enough I should imagine.

[muffinman42]

Holy crap... This battle is really destructive! by the end nothing will be left standing!

[spartan117]

holy efin crap!!! this is the most chaotic, mesy, helter-skelter,

disordered,disorganized, uncontrolled,carnage,havoc,massacre,slaughter and

destruction i have seen!!!


keep up the GREAT work

[Paco]

That was EPIC!

[Silent-sigfig]

I can haz peach pirates?

[Warhead]

Sorry ol' hoss but Sloopofwar has beat you to it.

EDIT: Updated.

[Cpt. Zipps]

My orders are pretty much the same as last turn but with more focus on the objective.