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Pirate Party - Turn 2

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:27 am
by Arkbrik
Pirates - Bragallot

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The Bloodstained Serpent's cannons are manned...

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...the ship is turned...

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...Fire!

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Two of Vergilius' soldiers die as the cannonballs impact.

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At the other side of the beach, two pirates disassemble the rum stand.

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Then they send the barrels to the undead with some swift kicks.

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That should keep them busy!

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Rodrigo brings out a new tool from his pocket.

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Got him!

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Rodrigo and two pirates then go to get the horses.

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Half a dozen muskets are aimed at Vergilius Raskolnikov! Can he survive this?

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Of course he can, with some help from a redshirt.

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A number of pirates pick up sabres and charge, but can't quite reach their enemies yet.

Charlotte Grahame-Smith - Warhead

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"Mama! Papa! Why don't you come out too?"

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Mr & Mrs Grahame-Smith rises from the family grave.

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The plan to pacify the skeletons with rum backfires, as they feel a drunken need to get some.

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Ripped apart by a skeleton's boner (ba-boom-shh), a horrible way to die.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Talarius

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The pilot gets back into his tank, but can't do anything else this turn.

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Vergilius' remaining soldiers open fire!

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One pirate dies.

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The missile launcher soldier brings out a radio.

"Heavier resistance than we expected. Get here at once!"

"Roger that, we're on our way."

But then...

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Angels sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended...

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Secret Faction activated:
My Little penises
commanded by gamey353

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Suddenly the ground shakes.

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KRAKOOM!

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The mountain explodes in a volcanic eruption! Three pirates are crushed under falling debris!

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The same thing happens to Vergilius' missile launcher soldier.

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Lava bubbles up in the crater.

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What's this? A rock?

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Secret Faction activated:
BURPmonster
commanded by RunsWithLegos

(This was when I realized I had forgotten an important part of Talarius' orders. Sorry!)

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Vergilius Raskolnikov charges!

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His OTC cleaves the necks of two pirates, blood pumps out furiously.

The dead

Pirates
Units left: 14/23
Kills: 3/14

Vergilius Raskolnikov
Units left: 6/10
Kills: 3/14

Charlotte Grahame-Smith
Units left: 8/6+2
Kills: 4/14

My Little penises
Units left: 1/1
Kills: 0/14

BURPmonster
Units left: 1/1
Kills: 4/14

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Bragallot, Talarius, Warhead, gamey353 and RunsWithLegos: Send your Turn 3 orders!

Re: Pirate Party - Turn 2

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:24 am
by RoC77
Arkbrik wrote: Image

The plan to pacify the skeletons with rum backfires, as they feel a drunken need to get some.
Drunken snuggle by undead skeletons.... And I think the minifig on the right is a guy... So many things wrong with that picture....

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:52 pm
by Warhead
Bugger their Bones! YAR!

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:43 pm
by RJ
This is the Pii-rate party,
of BrikWars Fantasy,
it features undead snugglebunnies,
and My Little penises.
This is the Pii-rate party,
OF BRIKWARS FANTASY!

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 7:39 pm
by Bragallot
Who would've thought any faction under control of Warhead wouldn't let itself be delayed by beer? :? Very exciting and challenging battle, as always, Arkbrik.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 1:28 am
by Warhead
Iz no beer iz rum! An' who shesh I'm no de..? dai..? held up? *Hic!*

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:40 am
by Arkbrik
I still need orders from RunsWithLegos. Hurry up!

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:18 pm
by Warhead
That little bugger was on here earlier. :shock: Grr! :?

Hey! Runny yah gabby wee shite you're always wanting spots in forum battles so get the fuck over here and do your orders already. I whanna' see what comes next. :)