ZOMBIE (Zulu) DAWN - Turn 11
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Ha! weep not for the Vol, they died well, and they shall spend eternity in Valhalla. Feasting, drinking, fighting and feasting some more.
As for leonidus, he'll be remembered in Vol lore as a heroic daemon-slayer.
As for leonidus, he'll be remembered in Vol lore as a heroic daemon-slayer.
"If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back." -Malcolm Reynolds
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They are weak stats wise due to being in the living realms where they find it hard to maintain their form. The Daemon Minions being living hosts have better stats and weapons. The OLD ONE can ignore all that as he was anchored to this plane of existence by his living minion followers.
Leonidus was always going to die, it is his fate. His name has been entered in the Book of Legend. Indeed right now in the VOL capital another Hero is being chosen to carry the title "Leonidus" and bring death to the enemies of the VOL peoples.
Also, for all those predicting Nuclear Armageddon... Gotcha!
Leonidus was always going to die, it is his fate. His name has been entered in the Book of Legend. Indeed right now in the VOL capital another Hero is being chosen to carry the title "Leonidus" and bring death to the enemies of the VOL peoples.
Also, for all those predicting Nuclear Armageddon... Gotcha!
Warhead wrote:They are weak stats wise due to being in the living realms where they find it hard to maintain their form. The Daemon Minions being living hosts have better stats and weapons. The OLD ONE can ignore all that as he was anchored to this plane of existence by his living minion followers.
Leonidus was always going to die, it is his fate. His name has been entered in the Book of Legend. Indeed right now in the VOL capital another Hero is being chosen to carry the title "Leonidus" and bring death to the enemies of the VOL peoples.
Also, for all those predicting Nuclear Armageddon... Gotcha!
So this was only his pr0n, then?
Don't blame me if everyone hates your Peach Ass, and everyone hates a Johnny Come Lately too. Even your ally the Daemons... who were hired by the PLA so working for you, wanted you dead. I think they want the Computer Core for themselves... a mantelpiece ornament maybe? I could have said something to IV but the dude knows what he's doing. That and it was funnier this way.RJ wrote:Wait? Do I get some sort of Anti-bonus to my luck because I'm peaches?
It seems I was always meant to die...
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Varsaavius wrote:As the size of the explosion increases, the amount of social situations it can't resolve approaches zero.
+ + + + + END PHASE + + + + +
FLEEBNORKS
OMNOMNOM!!!
Aagh! Aagh! Aagh! HEEEEEeeeeeeelp me...
OMNOMNOM!!!
The OT-Fleebnorks make a magnificent lunge for the strongest power sources..! didn't there used to be two? WTF!
OMNOMNOM!!!
They leave nothing behind and then start looking for more.
The Assyrian Assassin Droid fails it's "I'll be back roll"
The Survivors have a reprogrammed Assyrian Assassin Droid but being an inferiour MkI it needs a 6 on a D6 to succeed and just fails.
FLEEBNORKS
OMNOMNOM!!!
Aagh! Aagh! Aagh! HEEEEEeeeeeeelp me...
OMNOMNOM!!!
The OT-Fleebnorks make a magnificent lunge for the strongest power sources..! didn't there used to be two? WTF!
OMNOMNOM!!!
They leave nothing behind and then start looking for more.
The Assyrian Assassin Droid fails it's "I'll be back roll"
The Survivors have a reprogrammed Assyrian Assassin Droid but being an inferiour MkI it needs a 6 on a D6 to succeed and just fails.
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.
The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS
KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM
KIA: 8 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)
You have Blitzen/Witchblade and 4 Survivors on Trikes
KILLS: 21 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Bitches KIEMASTER TERMINATED -
KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah, +1 Hero and Crocodile
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper
Daemons IVHORSMAN
KIA: 19 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
You have one Daemon Minion left
KILLS: 27 + 1 Champion, +1 Major Hero, + 1 Immortal Elite, +1 Recon Walker
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core
The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)
KIA: 15 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed.
(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left). You didn't get to go this turn due to exploding.
KILLS: 23
The VOL: TUEFISH TERMINATED
KIA: 17 +1 Major Hero
KILLS: 59 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion.
The Assyrians NATALYA
KIA: 22 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
Still Alive are: Mjr Natalya, 1 Minor Hero, 1 Assassin Droid, 1 Star Commando, 1 Personal Guard in a Heavy Walker, 1 Destroyer.
KILLS: 65 +1 Britannian Spearhead Class Battlecruiser, +1 Greater Daemon Champion, + 2 Creepers, +1 Recon Walker, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero, +1 Minor Hero
The Peach Pirates TERMINATED -SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)
KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank.
The Immortal Family TERMINATED - MAGIC SOAP
KIA: 4
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.
Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)
KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike
The Deadly Spacemen Freddie
KIA: 6 + 2 Robots
Still Alive: BoB - Champion, SilvaDream - Minor Hero, 2 DSM, 1 DSM jnr, 2 Robots.
Kills: 7, +1 nifty spiff mobile
The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO
KIA: 8
Still Alive: 1 Hero, 3 UDSM
Kills: 15 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac.
Peach Liberation Army RJ TERMINATED
KIA: 31 + 1 Champion, 2 Heros, 1 Minor Hero, 2 Recon Walkers
Kills: 11
ArkBrik HIMSELF
Kills: 1 + built a nifty spiff mobile.
KIA: nifty spiff mobile
Almighty Benny HIMSELF
Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon, Got High
STUBBY HIMSELF
Kills: 2 but he'll be the death of us all. + did a spot of tidying up.
Warhead HIMSELF TERMINATED
Kills: A few.
KIA: Fated never ever in over a year to EVER win a game. FFFffuuuu
Proto-Figs NPC TERMINATED
KIA: All of them
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro... *stab* urgh!
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