Tides of Darkness: Act 5

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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:17 pm

To keep this short- thanks for an epic battle, mate.

@Warhead- Heh. Yeah. I sucked. :D Ah well, there's always next time!

(And note for future battles- DO NOT COMBINE two Brikwarriors (me & 'Warhalf') who the Dice Gods hate. Just a tip. :roll: )
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:36 pm

You never sucked I just felt bad for you with the way your luck turned on you. Man, but that was grim, but you kept going and took a lot of shit that could have been just as nasty if it had been directed my way, so job done well enough I say. You can guard my back with your Cultists next time, if you can stand the company. :wink:

Hey, why isn't my other half walking about kicking peoples butts? Surely both half's would animate. I do all my best thinking with the other half after all. I bet it already legged it... har... and is busy terrorising some moms even as we speak.
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:44 pm

Unnoticed by all, a new menace rises within the empire:

Warhead's crotch.

We're BONED :shock:
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:48 pm

:shock: Cue Jaws music! :twisted:
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Postby Paco » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:23 pm

Awesome battle Zahru. For how long I was in the game, I was able to do some damage. My only regret is that my titan never got to use his fashionable dick shield. :( Can't wait for Part 3: Warhead's Crotch Strikes Back. (lol buttsex joke)
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:27 pm

Do not covet my ass, it is a sin.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:48 am

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote: My only regret is that my titan never got to use his fashionable dick shield. :(


Yeah, I was going to attach it with blue-tack (that sticky stuff you use for posters), but it didn't really kept it thar. Oh well.
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:42 pm

I'm gonna have to dissapoint you, the titan's self-destruct should have been thorough enough to destroy Warhead's legs, which were foolishly left behind, as well :twisted:
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:57 pm

oh look somebody catches up with the story \o/

By now Warhead has new lower body, I'll write it sometimes how he achieved getting it...
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:46 pm

Robotic Genitalia and anus for the win!
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:49 pm

I think it would be coolest if you gave him a crawler body, after all, he came up with the design (I think)?
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:01 pm

I plundered it from the web but yeah, spiders are fine too.
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:49 am

The dark hordes won because we had the most kills! :ftw:

EDIT: btw, Warhead/Ross/I combined had 79 kills.
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:05 am

That equals our amount of kills, what's the deal? :lol: Btw our kills are counting the big badass creatures you brought as well ;)
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