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Let's get dangerous!
Rescue Force:
The archers scatter...
Il était un fois,
un monstre grotesquoise,
qui a grand comme un cochon,
gros et horrible
et béte, oui trés béte.
Comme son maitre!
Il est un homme avec la téte afflammé,
son nom est Warhead; un idiote, ridiculé surtout dans l'Empire!
(I guess learning french did have some benefits afterall)
The infernal ramblings of Jean-Francois stroke terror even into Corpse Grinder's rotten heart, who had to force himself not to fall apart (-1 action).
Then he received a hail of arrows, busting off 1 hp.
He was also assaulted by 2 spearmen, but wasn't harmed due to poor rolls.
The same couldn't be said from the glommox.
Deadlock:
Corpse grinder ran like mad to the nauseating Jean-Francois, and tried to grab a snack in the meantime. Too bad he could only knock his victim over.
Deadlock, embittered by his situation, popped a spearmans' head.
Meanwhile, on the field, everyone felt himself a bit weaker and nimbler for bizarre reasons (-1 armor to everyone)
Orks:
The berserkers killed 2 swordsmen.
2 peasants died...
... they were quickly followed by 2 more.
Kensai ran off, while his boys gave him cover.
Imperial team:
Niol ran out of his Rune of smiting, but blessed his fellow runeknights who had it still with bonus range.
And with a dazzling 25 damage, and failed redshirting, Kensai got smited to near-death (0 hp, but barely living).
Snakemittens: Objective Failed, New Objective: Drag Kensais' half-dead husk to safety
The cleric resurrected 1 swordsman, then they killed 2 orks.
Dizzy WarTroll got hacked to bits.
The combined and poor effort of peasants and crossbowmen killed 1 orkficer. Wow.
The warmachine moved in and fired into the orks.
And blew a healthy amount of them away.
Overviews:
ACHIEVEMENT EARNED!
Kill Chart:We don't need a hero - Moronstudios
Slaughterfest - Moronstudios
Rescue Force: 1
Deadlock: 6
Kensai: 5
Niol: 13
No need to hurry with orders, I'll be away from my stuff for a couple of days, back to school, etc.
But you only have two more rounds to save the day... mwah-ha, Mwah-hahaha, MWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!
