The Lego Wastelands: Turn 5 - Turn complete, orders required

[Lt. Krus]

Haha, thank you for finishing turn 4.

Have Krus turn that cheeky bastard who tried to shoot him into red mist!

Also, if he can, take a shot at the Tribal Leader with the flamethrower for response action against him only or if Krus can shoot twice.

@Master Sgt Ecabob: The Crab thing is full of small holes, holes just right for poking stabby things through.

@Ross_Varn: Will do. I'll try to do this over the weekend. You can remain Aoffan for now if you like, so long as the real Aoffan is ok with it.

I NEED ORDERS FROM

BFenix

and

Stubby

Oardarz that happened to be placed on the last turn?

[Warhead]

Bugger!

[Warhead]

Turn 5 is now complete, orders are required.

[Bragallot]

For some reason this fight always reminds me of Black Hawk Down... could be that I've said so before.

[Warhead]

Mogs are dapper Wallies? Could be.

[Bragallot]

... but those crawlers, you really like putting your soldiers through a lot of shit don't you

[Warhead]

The Lego Wastelands are not to be traveled lightly.

[Bragallot]

Remember we keep warp squad units on standby at all times... and Dios mío, aren't those aliens repulsive

[BFenix]

F!SH, I need you to move out of there, Im going to throw this barrel (of some thats hopefully explosive)near me at the Scavs and shoot it!

If F!SH agrees, I then move out to help the Berserker. That chief still lives and Im not feeling like procrastinating.

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

Warhead already said that the barrels are empty.

I will try to leap towards the flying wally and ass snuggle him with my sword.
If I can't reach him I try to move stealthy over the top of the ruins towards those creepy crawlers that just entered the stage.

[piltogg]

your reports are allways so much more fun to read than battle reports usually are. so kudos for that.

[stubby]

Sophisticated pants!? God dammit!!!! This time they've gone too far!

This aiming and shooting thing hasn't been working out too well for Boomer, but he'll be damned if Amok gets away without being grenaded somehow. Boomer pulls one of the grenade rounds from his Bastard Gun, primes it, and stuffs it down Cosplay Sailor Moon's throat (or up her butt, whichever is easier). Once she's properly primed she'll make a fine projectile to throw at Amok.

If Bommer's got any movement left after chasing down Sailor Moon, he runs as close to Amok as he can before making the throw. Run through the fire as much as possible; there's no time to take those pink pants off neatly, but maybe some fire will either blacken or destroy them rather than just melting them permanently into his flesh.

[Moronstudios]

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Go after that guy in the mask and rip out his bastard heart while looking around for more great opportunities to maim, kill, and destroy
Edit: Infact, I'm going to roar out a challenge to any foe who can hear, I've tased blood and am in a frenzy for more. Oh, kill that midget nearby too.

[Pwnerade]

melting them permanently into his flesh.

You're really tempting fate here.

[stubby]

Was it obvious?