And now for an exciting battle of wills between Bragallot and Zahru.
+++++THE BRITANNIAN FORCES+++++
Someone, or something is warped in.
Oh, it's just your friendly neighbourhood Steve Buscemi.
"What do you want? I'm in the middle of something right now."
"You my friend said something racist against Belgians, and racism is not cool"
"I'm a Polish Jew, you think I don't know about racism?"
"Well you see..."
Buscemi reaches into his left pocket.
Witold Pilecki is knocked on his ass(-1 hp).
He is not one to stop fighting though.
This spirit is vanquished, though we may never know who brought him here.
The wounded and almost dead Byron DeSilva of the Yellow Sector tries to call out to his cat, but he calls too faintly.
A rocketeer picks him up.
And puts him in safety behind the lines.
Then he Jetpacks back to his original spot.
"Yes Hello? This is James DeSilva Speaking. I would like you to pinpoint the location those damn Mummies are coming out of and blow it all to hell"
"We can't blow up something so close to both you and the Admiral, you'll both be caught in the blast"
The Australian Officer fires his shotgun.
Killing a Valkyrie.
A rocketeer spots several good targets.
The third one lives.
Killing the last Valkyrie again. Did I tell you guys I tried to hook up with a lesbian last night? I crit failed.
The Magistrate's pilot uses the complex weapons system.
Firing not one,
But two missiles(That's all, I swear).
Then the Magistrate(that is piloted by a small welshman and not a robot perse) holsters it's sword and draws it's Steam Powered Harpoon.
The three melee weapons most commonly used by the Britannian military are the sword, the bat or stick and the Javelin/pike.
The pilot's well versed in at least one.
Because the aim is true and a chaos roach is speared just between the head and shell.
++++++ZAHRU AND THE CTHULU CULTISTS++++++
The Chaos Roaches vanish without a trace.
"Ek neen vort ek numkai, Haj een zum von dun tai"
Zahru decides to go melee.
With the Nova Gladius and the club.
He is carried on a gust of wind across the battlefield. Although he wished to fight Byron, he goes for the second biggest target.
Cool guys do not look at falling steampunk mechae.
A rocketeer with a reserved action decides to attack Zahru.
He unloads a clip, but only one shot gets through(-1 hp)
Zahru leaps into the air.
And gives that motherfucker a cracked skull and broken neck(dead).
War and violence are fun.