Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

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Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby IX_Legion » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:45 pm

TOP THREAD

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The frogmen, gaining initiative for the turn, shoot the helpless native, but fail to kill.

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The other shoots at a pirate, but critfails. He tries to, as a feat and as instructed, sing this (probably not what was intended, but the first thing that came up on a youtube search). Unfortunately, he forgets to lift his visor, so only he can hear (failed feat, and a pity too--I really wanted to break out the cowboy hats).

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One Royal Marine misses a pirate with his bayonet.

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The counterattack does not miss.

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The last Marine fires, but critfails too (third this turn!). His powder got wet, so the musket is jammed and will take an action to clear, and another to reload. Better hope for luck with a bayonet!

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True to orders, he grabs the flag and moves forward, closing the trapdoor as he goes.

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The native attacks a frogman with his knife...

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...And promptly disappears below the water. Where is he going?

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Ah. "Now, how to dismantle a raft... I cut here, and here, annnnnnd... here!"

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"Crap!" Feat failed, he drops his knives! Unarmed and behind enemy lines, that's not a good combination...

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The monkey leaps at the Marine...

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...Only to be skewered on a bayonet.

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The other pirate attacks, but fails to kill.

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This intrepid soul leaps into the water after the frogman.

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Decapitation!

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The last pirate charges, but can't get to his target.

SECRET FACTION 2 UNLOCKED: THE FISH-PEOPLE!

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Dun-dun...dun-dun...dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun...

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CHOMP. The shark-man tries a feat to turn the head into a laser, but realizes too late that a) he just ate the pirate's head and b) skulls give him indigestion...

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The stingray-man stabs the last frogman!

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The body contorts and writhes, gripped by some horrid poison. What used to be a diver is now... a fish?

FROGMEN ELIMINATED!

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Overview.

Table o' Kills
Royal Marines: 6
Natives: 2
Pirates: 6
US Navy: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Frogmen: 1(ELIMINATED)
Fish-People: 2

Send in them orders!
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby Thesson » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:17 pm

WHAT THE.... Wow. Do people really hate frogs THAT much? Granted I only had two but, Wow. Ah well! Good luck Fish people. You managed to turn my man into a fish...How the F*ck does that work?
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby IX_Legion » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:45 pm

Yeah, I wasn't really specified targets for fish-people, your guy just happened to be closest. And the fish-thing, it's a poison on the tridents :twisted:
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby Thesson » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:52 pm

Still, How the F*ck does that work?

Edit: Oh yeah... It's Brikwars.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby sjosten » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:21 pm

Last turn I died, this turn Thesson died. I wonder who'll lose next.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby Thesson » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:33 pm

My moneys on the pirates.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby IX_Legion » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:58 pm

Pirates still have 2 guys. The Marines and the Natives are both at 1, and the native is unarmed.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby sjosten » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:23 pm

Exactly, the native has no hope of winning and is outnumbered. That obviously means he's going to win. Don't you watch movies?
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:01 pm

HAUIL BRITAIN!!

kick the pirate into the grate and pull the leaver. plant the flag, pick up a musket that is not wet.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:32 am

Yaaarrr! Us pirates will take this island whether we wish to or not!
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