MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Predator » Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:12 pm

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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Colette » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:18 pm

Also, I neglected to mention but luckily I managed to save the entirety of the Trattorian Army and I think I also saved the USA. I told my mom the Death Wall would stand even the Japanese earthquake, so everything on it and behind it was unscathed. The USA tank was remarkably intact despite being as fragile as shit and being so far out on the field.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby IVhorseman » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:27 pm

^ :wtc: ^

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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby RoC77 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:19 pm

This is Troll Hunting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEo7H9tqSM

I actualy saw this last month on cable..

I don't troll the Battle Forum too often so I haven't seen this till now. Too bad about the battle, it was looking pretty good. Hopefully the next one will be better.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:12 pm

Colette wrote:Also, I neglected to mention but luckily I managed to save the entirety of the Trattorian Army and I think I also saved the USA. I told my mom the Death Wall would stand even the Japanese earthquake, so everything on it and behind it was unscathed. The USA tank was remarkably intact despite being as fragile as shit and being so far out on the field.

I didn't see the first post, but from this I gather that your mom entered the battle playing an earthquake, and started wrecking everything until you said "no mom the Death wall would stand even the Japanese earthquake" and she was like "oh okay" and left it alone and just wrecked everything else.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby The Shadowscythe » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:18 pm

I think she may have thrown something at it to be honest, rather than utter disasembly - but having enough of the battlefield wrecked to render the battle unplayable would ruin anyones day.

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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Legofighter » Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:37 pm

You could just disguise it as a supernatural force (hurricane of ossumnessboringness), 10.0 magnitude earthquake)
but the battlefield being brikwars, wich is more ossum than (nature) something nice, IT SUFFERED MINIMAL SERIOUS
DAMAGE BUT SURVIVED! (altough I am sure that everybody wont need the disguise)
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby ForlornCreature » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:55 am

Colette wrote:Lastly- sorry to the forum for putting them through this.


Wtf? We weren't put through anything, an internet forum thread is hardly a traumatic experience :? .
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Gh0st » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:47 pm

Guys?
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:wtc: happened here?
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Thesson » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:56 pm

Silver bullet got baleeted and Colette threw a MASSIVE rage.

Also I just realized the irony of Silvarians winning Silver bullet.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:23 pm

Thesson wrote:Silver bullet got baleeted and Colette threw a MASSIVE rage.

Also I just realized the irony of Silvarians winning Silver bullet.


It's ironic that an empire named the Silvarian Empire famous for using silver bullets won a game called Silver Bullet all while being commanded by a guy called Silverdream?
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:15 pm

...did someone say... Mother? :warhead:
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Predator » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:41 pm

Warhead wrote:...did someone say... Mother? :warhead:

You don't say... You caused this Warhead? :warhead: :why:
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Legofighter » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:19 am

Am I just in the middle of a dream/nightmare or is this true?
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Warhead wrote:...did someone say... Mother? :warhead:

You don't say... You caused this Warhead? :warhead: :why:



Edit: BTW, predator (altough i guess you are Natalya's alt), your signature is ossum
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD AKA FAIL

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:24 am

Legofighter wrote:Edit: BTW, predator (altough i guess you are Natalya's alt), your signature is ossum


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