Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week please)
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Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week please)
METAL FUCKIN' PIRATES!
Finlay tha fucka' empties his comrade's rifle at the V-5 rocket.
Unfortunately he shoots the Rocket's fins off, downgrading it to a V-4 rocket, but essentially making it target the Pirates.
The only pirate who makes his skill roll(the Pirates can't roll for shit for some reason) kills three Valkyries.
Finlay tha fucka' empties his comrade's rifle at the V-5 rocket.
Unfortunately he shoots the Rocket's fins off, downgrading it to a V-4 rocket, but essentially making it target the Pirates.
The only pirate who makes his skill roll(the Pirates can't roll for shit for some reason) kills three Valkyries.
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BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE!
"Let's get arseholed and bonk these numpties up the fanny!"
The drunken Lord squeezes off one round.
(No, I'm not biased towards brag, his rolls are just that good)
A huge gap has appeared on the left flank.
The Cavalier moves to redshirt for Queen Victoria if necessary.
The rocketeers move out.
Getting several kills.
The ANZACs move in safer positions.
And the Medics and vehicles continue to wait to arrive to the battle.
TERMINATOR
They head back to the line, the Terminator with 1d8+1 armour now has a redshirt if necessary.
The Terminator misses, but his friend doesn't. Finlay now has 1 hp left.
"Let's get arseholed and bonk these numpties up the fanny!"
The drunken Lord squeezes off one round.
(No, I'm not biased towards brag, his rolls are just that good)
A huge gap has appeared on the left flank.
The Cavalier moves to redshirt for Queen Victoria if necessary.
The rocketeers move out.
Getting several kills.
The ANZACs move in safer positions.
And the Medics and vehicles continue to wait to arrive to the battle.
TERMINATOR
They head back to the line, the Terminator with 1d8+1 armour now has a redshirt if necessary.
The Terminator misses, but his friend doesn't. Finlay now has 1 hp left.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2
Just as a correction, it's terminator's buddy that has the buffed armor/skill loss, and terminator has a skill buff.
@Queen: You're fucked.
@Queen: You're fucked.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2
Yes, however you're forgetting about the lightweight Krupp armour Bavarian soldiers wear.Colette wrote:Just as a correction, it's terminator's buddy that has the buffed armor/skill loss, and terminator has a skill buff.
@Queen: You're fucked.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2
Her Majesty does not concern herself with the opinions of lowborn scum!Colette wrote:@Queen: You're fucked.
Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2
I need not worry myself for the waste of someone who can only play with them self.Colette wrote:@Queen: You're fucked.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
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I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2
LENCH SPY
The spy grabs an Sturmgewehr and heads towards the Bavarian APC.
QUEEN VICTORIA V
The Queen kills both the Bavarian Labourer and the Bier Kommando in one shot.
BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY
None of them get good rolls, or hit anywhere near their targets.
SILVA'S SILLY SUPER SQUAD OF NOOB SLAYING TROLL HUNTERS lol
"hi im silva prepare to dieeeeeeeeeee"
"yah i do hav girlfriend she is sexiiiiicake and a peach lol"
The Bavarian force is offended and enraged at this psychotic hypocratic vulgarian, and vows to destroy him and his sister and his girlfriend.
"i hav feelings u know"
Julia's penis mortar damages the machine gun, and kills the operator.
PEACEASS
Peaceass appears from the same rubble silva does.
"Hey, let's put a flower in that gun and then hit the herb."
"Nope!"
Peaceass has one hp left(the pip is weed because fire is too violent).
BAVARIAN REUZENMACHT
The right flank Bavarians are too pissed off to operate their guns properly.
However, a show soldier manages to kill the Queen. QUEEN ELIMINATED
A Bavarian soldier picks up a crate and begins to run towards the Britannians.
Several now armed labourers and the exterminator rush towards the gap in the line.
And a Bavarian knight kills the rocketeers' officer.
The APC launches it's other V-5 rocket.
A miner continues to bash on the mountain,
Unleashing a gate to who knows where.
And Zahru!
And Roaches!
And two Briktoid squads come to reinforce the Bavarian line.
The spy grabs an Sturmgewehr and heads towards the Bavarian APC.
QUEEN VICTORIA V
The Queen kills both the Bavarian Labourer and the Bier Kommando in one shot.
BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY
None of them get good rolls, or hit anywhere near their targets.
SILVA'S SILLY SUPER SQUAD OF NOOB SLAYING TROLL HUNTERS lol
"hi im silva prepare to dieeeeeeeeeee"
"yah i do hav girlfriend she is sexiiiiicake and a peach lol"
The Bavarian force is offended and enraged at this psychotic hypocratic vulgarian, and vows to destroy him and his sister and his girlfriend.
"i hav feelings u know"
Julia's penis mortar damages the machine gun, and kills the operator.
PEACEASS
Peaceass appears from the same rubble silva does.
"Hey, let's put a flower in that gun and then hit the herb."
"Nope!"
Peaceass has one hp left(the pip is weed because fire is too violent).
BAVARIAN REUZENMACHT
The right flank Bavarians are too pissed off to operate their guns properly.
However, a show soldier manages to kill the Queen. QUEEN ELIMINATED
A Bavarian soldier picks up a crate and begins to run towards the Britannians.
Several now armed labourers and the exterminator rush towards the gap in the line.
And a Bavarian knight kills the rocketeers' officer.
The APC launches it's other V-5 rocket.
A miner continues to bash on the mountain,
Unleashing a gate to who knows where.
And Zahru!
And Roaches!
And two Briktoid squads come to reinforce the Bavarian line.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas
That cavalier did such a good job.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas
DAMN YOU I HAD SPECIAL PLANS FOR THE QUEEN!!!
Also, I thought she had a redshirt
Oh well, time for the terminator to find a new purpose in life.
Also, I thought she had a redshirt
Oh well, time for the terminator to find a new purpose in life.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas
Dude must've been too busy staring at her butt. Dem Cavalrymen are all the same.Colette wrote:Also, I thought she had a redshirt
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas
It sounds disgusting that they view their leader like that.Bragallot wrote:Dude must've been too busy staring at her butt. Dem Cavalrymen are all the same.Colette wrote:Also, I thought she had a redshirt
Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas
Loving what you did with the salvaged Droids!
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Thank you. I followed your specifications.Whiteagle wrote:Loving what you did with the salvaged Droids!
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas
Ah, the innocence of youthColette wrote:It sounds disgusting that they view their leader like that.
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