Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week please)

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Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week please)

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:35 pm

METAL FUCKIN' PIRATES!

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Finlay tha fucka' empties his comrade's rifle at the V-5 rocket.

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Unfortunately he shoots the Rocket's fins off, downgrading it to a V-4 rocket, but essentially making it target the Pirates.

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The only pirate who makes his skill roll(the Pirates can't roll for shit for some reason) kills three Valkyries.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:43 pm

BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE!

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"Let's get arseholed and bonk these numpties up the fanny!"

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The drunken Lord squeezes off one round.

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(No, I'm not biased towards brag, his rolls are just that good)

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A huge gap has appeared on the left flank.

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The Cavalier moves to redshirt for Queen Victoria if necessary.

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The rocketeers move out.

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Getting several kills.

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The ANZACs move in safer positions.

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And the Medics and vehicles continue to wait to arrive to the battle.

TERMINATOR

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They head back to the line, the Terminator with 1d8+1 armour now has a redshirt if necessary.

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The Terminator misses, but his friend doesn't. Finlay now has 1 hp left.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby Colette » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:55 pm

Just as a correction, it's terminator's buddy that has the buffed armor/skill loss, and terminator has a skill buff.

@Queen: You're fucked.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby Silverdream » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:11 am

Colette wrote:Just as a correction, it's terminator's buddy that has the buffed armor/skill loss, and terminator has a skill buff.

@Queen: You're fucked.


Yes, however you're forgetting about the lightweight Krupp armour Bavarian soldiers wear.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby Bragallot » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:49 am

Colette wrote:@Queen: You're fucked.


Her Majesty does not concern herself with the opinions of lowborn scum! 8)
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby lawmaster » Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:57 pm

Colette wrote:@Queen: You're fucked.


I need not worry myself for the waste of someone who can only play with them self.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby Colette » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:09 pm

lawmaster wrote:
Colette wrote:@Queen: You're fucked.


I need not worry myself for the waste of someone who can only play with them self.


And a drinking buddy redshirt. I, on the other hand, should not worry myself about a pitiful peasant whore who bought a plastic crown at Party City that can only play herself.

Prepare to die.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:56 pm

LENCH SPY

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The spy grabs an Sturmgewehr and heads towards the Bavarian APC.

QUEEN VICTORIA V

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The Queen kills both the Bavarian Labourer and the Bier Kommando in one shot.

BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY

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None of them get good rolls, or hit anywhere near their targets.

SILVA'S SILLY SUPER SQUAD OF NOOB SLAYING TROLL HUNTERS lol

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"hi im silva prepare to dieeeeeeeeeee"

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"yah i do hav girlfriend she is sexiiiiicake and a peach lol"

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The Bavarian force is offended and enraged at this psychotic hypocratic vulgarian, and vows to destroy him and his sister and his girlfriend.

"i hav feelings u know"

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Julia's penis mortar damages the machine gun, and kills the operator.

PEACEASS

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Peaceass appears from the same rubble silva does.

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"Hey, let's put a flower in that gun and then hit the herb."

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"Nope!"

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Peaceass has one hp left(the pip is weed because fire is too violent).

BAVARIAN REUZENMACHT

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The right flank Bavarians are too pissed off to operate their guns properly.

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However, a show soldier manages to kill the Queen. QUEEN ELIMINATED

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A Bavarian soldier picks up a crate and begins to run towards the Britannians.

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Several now armed labourers and the exterminator rush towards the gap in the line.

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And a Bavarian knight kills the rocketeers' officer.

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The APC launches it's other V-5 rocket.

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A miner continues to bash on the mountain,

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Unleashing a gate to who knows where.

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And Zahru!

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And Roaches!

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And two Briktoid squads come to reinforce the Bavarian line.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:04 pm

That cavalier did such a good job.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby Colette » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:09 pm

DAMN YOU I HAD SPECIAL PLANS FOR THE QUEEN!!!
Also, I thought she had a redshirt

Oh well, time for the terminator to find a new purpose in life.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:13 pm

Colette wrote:Also, I thought she had a redshirt


Dude must've been too busy staring at her butt. Dem Cavalrymen are all the same.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby Colette » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:38 pm

Bragallot wrote:
Colette wrote:Also, I thought she had a redshirt


Dude must've been too busy staring at her butt. Dem Cavalrymen are all the same.


It sounds disgusting that they view their leader like that.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby Whiteagle » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:41 pm

Loving what you did with the salvaged Droids!
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:38 pm

badagle wrote:Loving what you did with the salvaged Droids!


Thank you. I followed your specifications.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 2(Orders by next week pleas

Postby stubby » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:44 pm

Colette wrote:It sounds disgusting that they view their leader like that.

Ah, the innocence of youth
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