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Bluecoat


The bluecoat realizes that shit is only millimetres away from hitting the fan, so he grabs a bottle that's close to hand and decides which location will hide him the best.


He crawls behind the suit of armour like a coward, takes of his bulky shako and plans to put on the armour, altough he doesn't have enough time left to do it this turn (it's an extended action, due to armour being rather complicated).


Realising that the bottle of booze he picked up is far to strong for him anyway, he tries to throw the alcohol at the flame on the cannon, but throws like a pansy, due to mediocre dice rolls and weak muscles. This results in the bottle falling short and failing to shatter at all.

Redcoat


The redcoat, rushes to the cannon, knocking everything out of his path and turning it round towards the bluecoat.


He loads up the cannon, ready to try and smoke out that girly bluecoat next turn.

Ninja


Not to be left out on the slaughter, the ninja makes a leap for his favourite choice of weapon.


And makes a charge for Piratey Pete on the other side of the table, note the epic two-handedness as he prepares to behead the pirate scum.


Sadly, critfail on skill dice = trip over = hamburger in face. Just when I was getting ready for an awesome decapitation shot.

Vladtron


Vlad decides to go for some old-school guns, and makes for the most powerful thing with a flintlock he can find.


Didn't really know if I needed this picture, so I left it in anyway.


The evil megalomaniac unloads in Jayko's face, managing to blow up everything in his single arc but Jayko, who sits there as if nothing has happened...

Yes, I know the pictures are crappy, but that's just what I get for taking them whilst the weather has an emo day, clouds and all.

Piratey Pete


Pete hops onto the big cake, and judges the distance for a leap.


He makes it, crashing into some ornaments in doing so.


Only now does it occur to him that perhaps his idea to "pick up the crocodile and hit the ninja with it" wasn't as easily achievable as it first seemed, however, not to miss out on some good croc-combat, he decides to wrench out the tail, and wait for the perfect time to strike. This picture was taken in the evening twilight, so it's shit.

Jayko


Jayko decides to grab the last katana, orders told me to throw the bottle at Vladtron, but that would probably have been a waste of time, because it's almost impossible to do any damage with random objects.


He makes a grab for the trumpet... that's it for his turn.

Stereotypical Superhero


The superhero slips off his bat mask and decides to find something more protective, as he plans for some serious skull crushing.


With nothing else to do this turn, he picks up the most impressive weapon he can find.

Stereotypical Baddie


Eager to cause some mayhem, the megalomaniac makes a run for the other musket.


"Now we're talking!"


He hops on the shelves with his angry inch and blasts away!

"Bwuhahahaaaa!"

Vladtron is eliminated by Stereotypical Baddie's shotgun!

First blood to the baddest stereotypical baddie in the room! Almighty Benny awarded.