The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

[The Shadowscythe]

I don't get it, if I king was a meth addict, wouldn't his subjects impeach him? Oh, wait that's what we did to Nixon, never mind

You can't impeach kings. Anyway making him peach would just make things even worse.

Why would anyone want to get rid of a meth addict king? Everyone knows they throw the best mother fucking parties.

[Silent-sigfig]

needs more socialism.

[Scratch]

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I'm liking the look of the Miles in the background, I'm hyped for the Vladtron thread. Are those Orks with dreadlocks?

[stubby]

SIR STALIN THE BEAR
Player: Silent-Sigfig
Focus: Heavy Infantry
Rainbow Power: Strength



KING METHHOUSE: Stalinist heavy infantry will act as the hammer to the Dogdu sickle. Your domesticated Dimmies' dimdim strength more than makes up for their lack of brainpower, and the Stalinists are currently in the lead for earning the crown.

Unit: SIR STALIN
Heroic Cliche: Strong Guy (ex.: Hercules, Gregor Clegane, Mr. T)

Rainbow Strength: Sir Stalin handles weapons and objects with the strength of a Size 2" man. Stalinist forces suffer no Movement penalties from equipment or armor, and do +1 damage with all CC attacks.

COMMISSAR LT. KRUSCHEV: I'm pleased that you appreciate Sir Stalin's sacrifices in breaking the Vladtron fortress gate.

KING METHHOUSE: Not him! I was thinking of naming the horse as my successor -- King Trotsky I!

Unit: COMMISSAR LT. KRUSCHEV
Dimmies are not very smart, so Commissar Lt. Kruschev is along to keep them from straying from their Communist ideals, with force if necessary.

Leader: can give 1 Instant Benny per turn to any Stalinist unit in his line of sight. Can spend an Action to create additional Bennies by Scapegoating Stalinist units within line of sight; Scapegoats immediately switch to an Enemy team.

If the Leader is killed, the Stalin army becomes Disorganized (Each turn, an Enemy player can pick one unit to forget its orders completely).

[stubby]

SIR IVASCUS THE MONKEY
Player: IVhorseman
Focus: Wall assault
Rainbow Power: Agility



KING METHHOUSE: Finally, Sir IVascus's forestmen assault team, specializing in wall assault. With your ropes, ladders, climbing spears, and monkey acrobatics, your job will be scaling that wall and creating entrance points for the rest of the army.

Unit: SIR IVASCUS
Heroic Cliche: Trickster Acrobat (ex.: Harley Quinn, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny)

Rainbow Agility: Sir IVascus and all IVascus units have the Gymnastix ability. They can climb on any surface at full speed, and take no damage from falls.

[stubby]

So there you have it, gentlemen and Rayho's Mom. If any of you would like to reposition your troops, change strategy, or ask any questions, now's the time.

It sounds like Silent-Sigfig and IVhorseman are already in the thread; if Tzan, Arkbrik, and Killer Karetsu can verify that they're also up to speed that would be great. Hopefully Alex and Ham701 will be around also, since I have them down for secret factions.

The Rainbowist team's objective is to stop Lord VladTron from achieving the Skully Grail. If VladTron manages to retrieve the Artifakt, he will bring down a new age of darkness and abolish rainbows forever, and there will no longer be a Rainbow Crown to compete for.

Secondary to that objective, each knight is competing to impress King MethHouse, and possibly to prevent his rival knights from impressing anyone. At the end of the battle, the MethHouse player will choose who is most deserving of the crown.

You don't know everything you're up against in Fortress VladTron, but Sir Stalin, Sir IVascus, and Trotsky have already had a taste. So read up on their earlier adventure here, if you haven't already.

Next: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

[lawmaster]

Rooting for the orks.

[Tzan]

I'm here.
I do have a few questions about scouts and siege gear, but those might be answered by RTFM tomorrow.

[stubby]

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I'm liking the look of the Miles in the background, I'm hyped for the Vladtron thread. Are those Orks with dreadlocks?

Whoa! That's funny, I forgot I had named it that, back in the signup thread. I thought that was your joke all this time.

Those are not orcs with dreadlocks, in fact. They're undead sailors raised from a watery grave, since VladTron is short on living troops at the moment while his Shadow army is off supporting the Akkadian wars.

[Scratch]

I can't remember if I came up with the reference seperately or not at this point, but at least we both plagarize from the same source.

Also, after re-reading the report, it seems VladTron has an OP artifact of his own in the Yellow guards.

[Silverdream]

I'm hyped to the max. You haven't even revealed the secret factions.

[Brikguy0410]

This is going to be EXTREMLY awsome

[Tzan]

Oh wait!
Stubby's new avatar makes sense now.
Seriously, I just thought he had lost his mind.


King MethHouse reads through his pre-battle checklist.
" Six, Bring army to battlefield, check!"
" Seven, Turn on OP Shield, check!"
" Eight, Ate a good meal, check!"
" Nine, Pee"

The King moves to the back of the tower and releases a kingly golden stream of pee.
"Check!"

[The Shadowscythe]

I thought his avatar was more to do with hodgepodge, getting back in touch with the inner four year old. For whom colour schemes mean shit because he just made a fucking awesome apache longbow helicopter.

[IVhorseman]

Here's my opinions on tactics. Feel free to disagree with me:

6: Swap positions for Stalin and IVascus's armies. Stalin's got the manpower to cut through unaffiliated orcs like butter if they cause problems, and my ropes/ladders will be closer to the sea. If any ships start getting close, I can set up routes for boarding parties (probably unnecessary). Furthermore, I'll be closer to the carriage wreck which seems an ample enough crossing point for my troops, as well as the poorly patched hole (detailed below)

7: Concentrate siege fire on that shitty patch job. Once busted open, my dudes will set up ladders for easy access.

8: Stalin and IVascus should take point, with Rayho on our backs for immediate ranged support. Dogdu should stick close, but keep his dudes alive so that we have more guys with awesome skill once his ass is freed.

9: ??????

10: Profit