I'm not frustrated anymore. ^_^Once, there was a man who owned an awesome pick-up truck. Unfortunately, he drove into a swamp somehow one day, and drowned. However, the Frog Fiend would find him... Now it is... THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK!
HOLY SHOOT, LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE BEAST
IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP! IT HAS A FUCKING FIRE FLAME MUSTACHE MOTHERFUCKERS!
HOT DAMN LOOK AT ITS SIDE! IT HAS EYES IN BIZARRE PLACES BECAUSE IT'S FROM FUCKING HELL! IT'S CONCEALED BED PROBABLY CARRIED FLAMES AND PLAGUE
THE BACK IS A GIANT, PISSED-OFFED DEVIL SWAMP FACE HOLY SHIT
This is Dale the Demon. He's a redneck who died and soul his soul to the Devil so that awful rural reality shows like Swamp People
would get on air. Also, to get his life back. HE'S A RACIST REDNECK CONFEDERATE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING DEMON WHO'S HERE TO DRIVE INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES
VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS
AND HE'S NOT ALONE. IN EVENTUAL PROGRESS: DEMON JEEP