The L33T of the L33T

[Bonn-o-Tron]

Holy shit. This makes My Little penises look small time.

I would watch what you say. The walls have ears. And in particular, so does My Little penises.

I feel sorry for you.

My Little penises is old news, his jokes aren't even that funny anymore.

[IVhorseman]

I'm really sorry, but My Little penises really isn't funny anymore.

And that's only because Iceplanet's rollin' up on his hood in the morning, threatening to tear out his beard hairs one by one. And then obliterating him.

[Warhead]

Mr T says My Little penises likes to take it from behind... I think he means like a sneak attack or something, not sure. If Chuck is meant to be so hard and all that, why does he look like a hairdresser from an 80's movie?..

(...What?.. I did not break my promise... it was on the news).

Iceplanet rules because Iceplanet guys are all badasses. Each one of them was born on an icy world, where a warm day meant liquid piss. Individually, each one of them punched their way out of their mothers womb with icy fists, stared the doctor right in the eye, and killed him. They then would go into the corner, and craft their own Orange Transparent Chainsaw out of pure nothingness. Armed with a shiny new toy, they would traditionally kick schoolteachers in the goddamn face with their size twelve boots and chainsaw the fuck out of freight trains for giving them the stink eye. Accidentially bumped Iceplanet on the elevator? You know have an orange transparent chainsaw for a colon. The fact of the matter is, if you mess with iceplanet dudes, they will wear you like a glove.

Even worthy of my Immortal Maniacs IVhorseman. They salute a kindred spirit... which is kind of like shouting abuse and shooting and throwing things at you... in a good natured psychotic sort of way.

[randomno12]

My Little penises likes to take it from behind...

lol

[OneEye589]

My Little penises is still fine in my area, because no one overused it. Every once and a while he gets brought back up again.

[randomno12]

My Little penises bores me... Triangle ninjas will kill him with their triangle shruiken.

[pesgores]

My Little penises bores me... Triangle ninjas will kill him with their triangle shruiken.

Of course.

[Warhead]

Any chance My Little penises' fruity beard could be the next BrikWars Objective?..

[randomno12]

None for me thank you

[Warhead]

The Dimmies want to clone him back to life to make him there leader or something.

Or at least clone the beard and so they all have beards and some sort of extra powers. Commando's and elite troops from different "armies" are sent to prevent this insane doom.

[Natalya]

Dimmies can't clone him. They're too dim-witted.

[Warhead]

So, maybe they are just the crappy henchmen and the strings are being pulled higher up the bad guy food chain... Dungans!