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Postby OneEye589 » Tue May 05, 2009 6:22 am

NatalyaAF wrote:On most days here on Earth, piss is liquid. :rtfm:


I pee gas.
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Postby Natalya » Tue May 05, 2009 12:26 pm

But Halan, an ISD isn't liable to scratch your face up when it hits you.
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Postby tahthing » Tue May 05, 2009 1:09 pm

the most desructive thrown weapons is a cat armed with 6 orange transparent chainsaws!!(one in each paw,one on its tail,one in its mouth!!!)
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Postby pesgores » Tue May 05, 2009 1:09 pm

The OTC...

I have one. Or two. Of them.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue May 05, 2009 1:14 pm

Like the commandos, like the chainsaw.
How much it would cost on CPs?
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Postby Natalya » Tue May 05, 2009 1:27 pm

Over 9000.

No I don't know, but the damage should be calculated as follows:

- Roll 2 D6
- Square each D6's roll
- Add them together

So if you rolled a 3 and a 5 it would do 34 Damage.
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue May 05, 2009 1:41 pm

No, OTC just destroys any single brick object, with no damage roll.
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Postby james+burgundy » Tue May 05, 2009 4:30 pm

Cpl. Halan wrote:no, the imperial star destroyer(lego) is a more destructive thrown weapon(thing must be more than 1lb)

dang NOOB

i mean even for me that is noob talk
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Postby Natalya » Tue May 05, 2009 6:00 pm

IVhorseman wrote:No, OTC just destroys any single brick object, with no damage roll.


This seems more realistic.
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Postby Massam » Tue May 05, 2009 6:37 pm

I have one...in my battle right now. Which pes needs to kill so I can necro it.
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Postby cmetal » Wed May 06, 2009 6:40 pm

Moronstudios wrote:No, a cat is the most destructive thrown weapon known.

My b.

But yeah, nice troops you have there.
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Postby Zahru » Wed May 06, 2009 11:40 pm

Orange transparent chainsaw---> Epic WIN.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Fri May 08, 2009 8:19 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
Theblackdog wrote:But I thought that IVhorseman was the only being fit to wield the Orange Transparent Chainsaw.


< Pretty damn true.

Iceplanet rules because Iceplanet guys are all badasses. Each one of them was born on an icy world, where a warm day meant liquid piss. Individually, each one of them punched their way out of their mothers womb with icy fists, stared the doctor right in the eye, and killed him. They then would go into the corner, and craft their own Orange Transparent Chainsaw out of pure nothingness. Armed with a shiny new toy, they would traditionally kick schoolteachers in the goddamn face with their size twelve boots and chainsaw the fuck out of freight trains for giving them the stink eye. Accidentially bumped Iceplanet on the elevator? You know have an orange transparent chainsaw for a colon. The fact of the matter is, if you mess with iceplanet dudes, they will wear you like a glove.


Holy shit. This makes My Little penises look small time.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Fri May 08, 2009 8:42 pm

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Postby cmetal » Fri May 08, 2009 8:43 pm

Bonn-o-Tron wrote:
Holy shit. This makes My Little penises look small time.

I would watch what you say. The walls have ears. And in particular, so does My Little penises.

I feel sorry for you.
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