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ColourSchemer prepares for the apocolypse.

Postby ColourSchemer » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:39 pm

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-thanks to Keith Goldman's irate tirade for landing me this haul
See his response of "Even Squidmen get the Blues"
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:04 pm

A basement is a horrible place to be when the zombies attack.
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Postby En!gma » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:07 pm

It's not like every apocalypse has zombies.
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Postby jmatthew » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:12 pm

En!gma wrote:It's not like every apocalypse has zombies.


...only every good apocalypse....
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Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:13 pm

...don't say things like that En!gma. That's like saying you went to the bar but all they had was fruit juice. :?

Anyway, ColourSchemer this is some really fine survivalist art.
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Postby ColourSchemer » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:11 pm

I was thinking more of the Prophecy/Dogma apocolypse, but a basement with full concrete walls would be reasonably safe from zombies. Better than a bar, apartment complex, or underground zombie-infection laboratory.

Warhead, you've reminded me to stock the zombie-proof basement with liquor and not just fruit juice.
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:48 pm

Underground is the worst place to be when zombies attack. There's no way out from underground except the way you went down. If you go upstairs instead, you can always jump.
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Postby Strana » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:53 pm

well if Home Alone is any telling tale of survival a dumb weighter provides an easy escape route
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:59 pm

Yea, but say you're in your house, even with a dumb-waiter, on the first floor. The house has a basement and it also has a second floor.

You're holed up on the first floor, but the zombies break in one way or another.

If you go to the basement, the zombies will have an easier time getting to you (they can fall down stairs easier than stumbling up them), it's a basic combat rule that being on higher ground is an advantage, and also there's no way to get out of the basement safely. The way down to the basement is not safe because they're in the house, any exits to outside from the basement can not be checked to see if they're safe because you can not look around beforehand for zombies, and relying on a dumb-waiter is not a smart idea for an escape.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:08 am

If it's gonna be zombies, where's your AXE? :twisted:
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Postby Magic Soap » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:19 am

En!gma wrote:It's not like every apocalypse has zombies.


No, they just have jebus.

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Postby lrdofbricks » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:57 am

OneEye589 wrote:Yea, but say you're in your house, even with a dumb-waiter, on the first floor. The house has a basement and it also has a second floor.

You're holed up on the first floor, but the zombies break in one way or another.

If you go to the basement, the zombies will have an easier time getting to you (they can fall down stairs easier than stumbling up them), it's a basic combat rule that being on higher ground is an advantage, and also there's no way to get out of the basement safely. The way down to the basement is not safe because they're in the house, any exits to outside from the basement can not be checked to see if they're safe because you can not look around beforehand for zombies, and relying on a dumb-waiter is not a smart idea for an escape.


from anyone who plays left 4 dead, you should know that the best hiding spot is the second floor bathroom. i combines the fact that its upstair with only one door so one or two people can easily guard it. also, theres usually a stash of pain pills somewhere in there.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:33 am

Man that is one nice dioramma,...
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Postby ColourSchemer » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:45 pm

Pvt Expendable wrote:Man that is one nice dioramma,...
good work


Way to kill the thread with being on-topic.

Thanks anyway though. :roll:
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:52 pm

i had a dumbwaiter once. he brought wrong soup, so i shot his face with my beaver cannon. da-dum kssssssssh.
also, everyone knows best place to face zombies is a GROCERY OR DEPARTMENT STORE!!!!!!!! sure more protection in br but yu gonna starve and run out bullets eventually.
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