OMFG! WHATS HE DOING?!. BUT, THESE AREN'T SPACE-FIGS!

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Postby Warhead » Mon May 30, 2011 12:10 pm

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It was a lovely day out. The forest was peaceful. Resting after they had been out for a ride, Sir Rayhawk lets his horse "Bastard" take a dump in a wooded glen before moving on like Bonn-o-Tron.

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A short while later a Black Ork and his Dryad strumpet remark on the things some people leave behind them and how hard it is to get horse shit from between your toes.

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But this isn't a story about them, oh no. That was just a clever device to show off a few changes and ideas. No, this story is about to start... today was a bad day to be in the woods.

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Suddenly: An Ogre! Ogres like nothing better than fucking things up and making a mess. It took me ages getting that all set up...

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"KIKK A FLOWUR IN DAH FACE HUR! HUR! HUR!"

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*VA-WOOOOOOSH! THAAAA-DUNK!* *SPLORT!*

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"...UM... ERK!"

Yes, as it turns out it was a bad day to be out in the woods...

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...because the Dark Elves were testing out their new Giant Slayer Ballista.

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Sexy!.. :wink:
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Postby 501stCadians » Mon May 30, 2011 12:21 pm

Niiiiiiice. I like the pointyness of it.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon May 30, 2011 12:22 pm

Sexy indeed. The dryad as well.

Btw, where'd you get those lizards on the ground?
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon May 30, 2011 12:23 pm

501stCadians wrote:Niiiiiiice. I like the pointyness of it.


:twss:

Anyway, nice ballista Warhead!
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon May 30, 2011 12:24 pm

Awesome!!!
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Postby Ham701 » Mon May 30, 2011 12:25 pm

501stCadians wrote:Niiiiiiice. I like the pointyness of it.
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Postby Warhead » Mon May 30, 2011 12:41 pm

Thanks lads! Man, you lot were quick of the mark... :D

Zahru II wrote:Sexy indeed. The dryad as well.

Btw, where'd you get those lizards on the ground?


They're Playmobile borrowed from Mini-Warhead. We'll be selling the lot soon, but these little fellas (from the zoo crocodile set) might not be included.
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Postby BFenix » Mon May 30, 2011 12:52 pm

You know Warhead, Ogres and other big fellas might be hard to capture, so they kill them, but minifigs on the other hand... Idea: Make a bolt that pops out a big net and captures its target. Dark Elves are well known for their slavers and torturers :wink:
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Postby Zahru II » Mon May 30, 2011 1:34 pm

slavers and torturers


Slave caravan that delivers the wenches to the dark lord himself :idea:
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Mon May 30, 2011 1:50 pm

Nice setup! I like the style of the Dark elves, are they finished? The ballista is indeed sexy!
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Postby Warhead » Mon May 30, 2011 1:59 pm

I hope the Dark Elves/Drow whatever will when complete have faces, I have just done the white eyebrows and lip outlines. I'll black in the eyes and mouth. Brikforge has some great Mohawks and ponytail topknots in white too. I hope to have enough for...

1x Giant Slayer Ballista
1x Harpy
4x Cave Worm/Drakes (just some punked up ol' style Dragons) (F!SH's invention)
1x Crossbow Dark Elves Squad
1x Swordsmen Dark Elves Squad

Just enough to supply some support or fight a skirmish.
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Postby Hoboman » Mon May 30, 2011 2:06 pm

I want one of those Ballistas for my own. :D

Now who is sending who back to Bricklinks? :wink:
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Postby Zupponn » Mon May 30, 2011 2:20 pm

Halberd + Ballista = Halberdista?

Anyways, it's awesome.
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Postby Pwnerade » Mon May 30, 2011 4:30 pm

Halberdista!

Great little story. That black ork is beastly. And the ballista is a great creation.
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Postby Tzan » Mon May 30, 2011 4:55 pm

Nice graphic novel.
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