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Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:44 pm

The Ultimate Peach Fuckers are here! They have come to kill, mutilate, maime, gore(a-fiy), dismember and generally commit violence towards any and all peach's. Here to show the low level scum there place!

Look at that well armed and ready for some peach slaughter.

As you can see the UPF are already at work, having captured peach's trying to infiltrate the Assyrian's.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:49 pm

Are those custom legs?

No sir they are standard issue combat pants taken form the copses of UPA troops.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:36 pm

Peaches in the Assyrians? I should think not. I'd check the dudes with the vizored helmets too, just in case.

Those are Power Miner pants.

Post by **chaplin-austin** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:37 pm

Cool figs, but i think they need some more painfull weapons.
Something like collars that explode if the peachies run way(like slaves in fallout3) or mediveal torture devices!

Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:42 pm

chaplin-austin wrote: they need some more painfull weapons.
Something like collars that explode if the peachies run way(like slaves in fallout3) or mediveal torture devices!

UPF high command is acting on you suggestion .

Post by **legacymedia92** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:34 pm

Or explosive capsule in the brain...

Post by **Gunney** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:10 pm

Not only that, but they are rather underpowered as a team. 5 guys with 4 guns and one man not even armed (even if he's just a pilot, a pistol would be nice!) And, well, one lightsaber, but lightsabers are abit overrated where'as an OTC would defenitely be kickass.

Oh, and one of your peaches are smiling. You suck at torturing prisoners.

I move that we disclpline this force for not being the diehard yellows they wish they were. I am not a fan of peach torture, but I believ if you're gonna do something right, do it right th first time.

You sir, fail.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:20 pm

Gunny do you know what a parody is ? How about the word satire ? This is what you might call a humorous parody, a parody of UPN.

Side note I also believe (not to be confused with believ ) that when you are going to insult a work that you should try to at lest spell correctly even if you use the wrong words.

Post by **Gunney** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:30 pm

YOU, of all people, correcting me on a simple typo? Ah you're right, I make a typo with a busted e on my keyboard and am not the grammar Piltogg enough to go back and fix it, all the logic I have is completely wrong. You're right. I should go cut my wrists, hump a peach, make out with a dog, marry a horse in Georgia, and then go mountain climbing with cucumbers.

Right?

(You know, no matter what you say, i'm just gonna argue with you for the sake of arguing. It just makes my day Alabama boy

)

Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:59 pm

Gunney wrote: busted e on my keyboard

With all due respect sir you have typed the letter "e" many times so I submit the ever so popular internet phrase: picture or it didn't happen

Also stating that you are going to argue with me no matter what I do is a foolish move to make its sort of like playing Poker, maverick style you are telling me and everyone else of the form that you are a useless troll with nothing to do but make pointless arguments for the sake of fighting.

Post by **OneEye589** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:01 pm

I'm very glad you took every single one of my figure designs and didn't even bother to mention my name.

EDIT: The officer also has red airtanks, not blue.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:07 pm

Well I figured it was pretty dam obvious don't you think?

Yes I am very aware of the colour of you airtanks, I however do not have the part in that colour so I took some "creative liberty's".

Post by **OneEye589** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:09 pm

Eh, it may be obvious, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. Especially if you're going to put them on Flickr or where ever. I don't mind you making humor out of my creations, but would be appreciated if you linked to my minifigs, especially if they are amazing enough for the amazing minifigure creator James+Burgundy to be making them and posting them. If you complain about every minifigure but your own, it's quite an honor.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:25 pm

Ok so now let me get this right. You want ME to advertise your crap because you are unable to?

I did put this on Flikr but it is under the hidden setting so no one else can see it. I figured this being a forum only joke it would not make sense and as stated earlier I find the figure designs to be crappy. I posted this because its fun to make fun of you crap as I am guessing most people enjoy making fun of me. I will however NOT advertise your stuff for you, you are more then capable of doing it your self.

To put this in the Brik wars vernacular:

Fuck off! You selfish twit your stuff sucks just because people got a laugh out of it my parody of it does not mean you need to cry and whine about it. I am NOT going to hock your crap around so other people can see it and you gain prestige at the cost of my time and and Flikr. If you want to be noticed you have to work hard so either suck up your pride and get the work done or go fuck your self, but don't bother me because your a lazy turd. This is fucking insulting just to think you can say such a thing.

Post by **Ogel96** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:30 pm

although he went way too far, i've gotta go with j+b on this one. having been on both sides of the issue( my friend john made hbij's mech and another cool mech for which he gave me a couple paragraphs of rules for which he wanted me to post it with about credit, and the best tank i've ever made was claimed by a friend as his(made it at his house)) credit is nice, but nobody legally owns the design. you gotta just let your designs go.