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I'm so sorry, but... (now on the wiki!)

Postby Colette » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:12 pm

...in light of this recent fedonuker plot line and the general forum mythology, I found it interesting that there was not a single representation of the actual pedonuker other than "President Austin" or a palette-swap thereof. So, I have taken some liberties to finally and officially establish his appearance.

I WILL SAY THIS ONCE, AND ONLY ONCE: DO NOT TROLL OR FLAME IN THIS THREAD. I AM SINCERELY SORRY FOR BRINGING THIS UP AGAIN BUT FEEL SOMEONE MAY NEED THIS IN THE FUTURE. THIS THREAD'S SOLE PURPOSE IS FOR SCHOLARLY REFERENCE BY ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO MAKE A PEDONUKER MINIFIG FOR SOME REASON.

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Pedonuker is known to be a rather disgusting creature that can shape shift when necessary to groom his grossly-underage targets. Some of his more popular forms are as facsimiles of President Austin, however this is not his true form. A long time ago Warhead suggested on chat that he should be a transparent mini figure, so his naked true form is completely invisible but here is covered up by armor. His weapons are all transparent, as a result any response attacks against him will fail and he can turn invisible by will by discarding his clothes, useful for a child-stalking predator. He has a penchant for liking belugas & beige carpets and become forever infamous on the forums, with the very utterance of his name being punishable by death.

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Underneath his helmet is an abominable transparent skull, proving his Warhead lineage (mentioned on the wiki). His novasword doubles as an anal dildo weapon which he uses to great effect on practically anything that moves(and some that don't too)

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This is the only picture of pedonuker doing what he does best that can be publicly shown without causing insanity and permanent brain damage. Since this was just after one of his many alt resurrections, he didn't have full strength at the time. That Trattorian admiral has not been seen since.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:16 pm

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Postby stubby » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:28 pm

I still think it's hilarious that this was all your mom's idea. If only she knew what she was getting herself into when she wanted you to try to fit in to a place like this one.

Who's in charge of Armory threads? Natalya? With her at the wheel you might actually have a chance of getting a flame-free thread for once.

The Atlantis armor suddenly makes me think that Pedonuker is a kind of a Mumm-Ra type character.

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Postby Tarren » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:31 pm

His mom wanted him to join?
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Postby Theblackdog » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:33 pm

Does *anybody* really get to choose what their sig-fig looks like? Warhead's came about because people were making minifig versions of his avatar, and Shadowscythe's is based off that picture of him in a schoolgirl costume. There are probably other examples but none I can think of.

Your sig-fig isn't something you choose, it's a representation of how you are perceived by the rest of the forum. You may be able to 'reboot' the version you yourself own, but good luck trying to get anyone else to do the same.

@my floppy penis: see here.
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Postby Colette » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:34 pm

Oh, my mom's kinda forgotten that I still have an account here...

Edit: @Blackdog: This isn't my sigfig per se, depending on your opinion of me, it's just "my" representation of pedonuker. President Austin (or whatever iteration I'm on now) is my actual "sigfig". Of course, people like Warhead treat both as one and the same, which is why Pedonuker is granted this "shapeshifting" ability, leaving his actual appearance in a battle or something completely up to the person and leaves the actual character neutral on any actual pedo-accusations.
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Postby Silverdream » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:47 pm

Theblackdog wrote:Silent-Sigfig's is based off that picture of him in a schoolgirl costume.


lolwut. I think you mean Shadow Scythe.

Also, I just built a steam powered clear nova sword. Does this mean I have to burn it?
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Postby Theblackdog » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:50 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Theblackdog wrote:Silent-Sigfig's is based off that picture of him in a schoolgirl costume.


lolwut. I think you mean Shadow Scythe.

Also, I just built a steam powered clear nova sword. Does this mean I have to burn it?


FUCK you're right.

As for the nova sword, Pedonuker has been building things that other people have already built for as long as he's been around. Don't worry about it.
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Re: I'm so sorry, but...

Postby stubby » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:02 pm

Colette wrote:Underneath his helmet is an abominable transparent skull, proving his Warhead lineage (mentioned on <a href="http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/">the wiki</a>).

This part might need a little more work though. Fedonuker and Pedonuker are two different guys. Fedonuker is the product of Warhead's rage over Pedonuker. If Pedonuker is also the product of Warhead lineage, it would probably have to have reflected back from Fedonuker somehow... or something... I'm just going to leave it up to you to figure out how that works. Maybe the creation of Fedonuker was so monumental that it went back in time and turned President Justin into Pedonuker years before Fedonuker was even invented. Or something.
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Postby Tarren » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:22 pm

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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:41 pm

:no: :no: :no:

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Postby Bragallot » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:54 pm

*swats GoD with a baseball bat* ... even though I agree with him, lol.
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Postby Keldoclock » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:19 pm

@ my floppy penis

Holy shit! I remember reading that comic!
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:14 pm

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This looks like more of a Warhead comic than a my floppy penis comic. :lol:
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Postby enders_shadow » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:19 pm

true, all the men in it seem to be clothed :D
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