ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

[Whiteagle]

I can't believe you bought that owl bullshit...

...It's the Squirrels you have to worry about man!

Clearly the best answer is to cap every small animal within mind-control range of me, and for god's sake, stay under the tinfoil helmet.

That's just what the GERMS want you to do, man!

[Keldoclock]

I find it really interesting that his guys are Auxiliaries... that means they are for hire, ladies and mentlegen! Join one of the big alliances so we can start building your dudes and using them in forum battles!

[Robot Monkey]

Honestly, I think your men would do best in the mighty Third Alliance!

[Soren]

I wondered when someone would pick up on that!

It is the official position of the Colonel that if you can penis up the dough, drinks, and questionable alien whores, we'll fight to the last man. Allegiance to a cause or meta-national organization is for suckers - we've got bills to pay.

[RunsWithLegos]

YOu want Gals and Money? come to the Immortals, we have Warhead, the MILF-king on our side, and the best beer in the universe to boot.

[Soren]

And the bidding war begins! Do I hear TWO billion credits?

[RunsWithLegos]

no, you hear FIVE Billion.

[The Shadowscythe]

20 Billion, and a permanent Trade contract with The Great Scythian Empire.

[mgb519]

20 Billion, and a permanent Trade contract with The Great Scythian Empire.

That looks like a loophole to me...Join them first, and then break alliance and join the Immortals! Then you get 25 billion and maniac beer.

[Soren]

I can see why they don't like you. Loopholes? In Brikwars? Loopholes are for plugging - like cabin boys. Clearly I'm giving the forum buttmonkeys the wrong impression here, so I'll have to go back and rewrite the first post to establish the proper atmosphere.

Frankly, I'm not making any decisions until someone has the stones to penis up some entertaining pictures of their bid.

[The Shadowscythe]

This entertain you enough?

[Robot Monkey]

The Third Alliance--

Not only 50 billion credits as a starting payment courtesy of Uberkaiser Alec the first, but you'll also be able to fight alongside the RIN, the Akkadians, the Bavarians, and many more!

[CADmonkey]

Cool. I didn't see this in your photostream, is there a flickr group where it would be visible?

[Soren]

Cool. I didn't see this in your photostream, is there a flickr group where it would be visible?

Nah, I have it set private - they're really not that interesting apart from the guns.

Updated the main post for more funnies. I hope you guys get a giggle out of it.

[Keldoclock]

Pretty epic intro, right there.