Conglomerate of Salt Miners: Infantry Company

[Whiteagle]

Lol! You just totally pwned WhieEagle!

Again, the gag isn't funny if you keep abusing it.

Jeez, this is what I get for working with amateurs...

[Zupponn]

I like WhiteEagle's custom rank. It's very fitting for most if not all of his posts.

[Dr. Dynamo]

I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt! But really, what's wrong with slightly angled firearms? Since when do people hold their guns directly out in front of them anyways?

[Whiteagle]

Since when do people hold their guns directly out in front of them anyways?

Since when to people hold them stupidly off to the outside of their arms?

Seriously though, it pisses the hell out of me that the Lego Group has made specific accessories for the minifigures of their infinitely recombinable building toy line... that can't even be properly fitted into those figures hands!

It's like getting a brick that's too tall, but not tall enough to equal a four plate stack; it's madness!
MADNESS I SAY!!!

[Swordsalmon]

That's great, but I believe that our two factions are the only two mining companies, so that makes your faction the other one to me and my faction the other one to you.

Oh, I misunderstood. Sorry about that.

Also, ya'll got me all excited that one of my topics got three pages. Then I saw it had nothing to do with my army. The issue won't matter too much anyways; I will be replacing the standard Lego rifle when I can.

[Whiteagle]

Also, ya'll got me all excited that one of my topics got three pages. Then I saw it had nothing to do with my army. The issue won't matter too much anyways; I will be replacing the standard Lego rifle when I can.

Again, YAY!

So what are you planning on giving your marksmen?

[Zupponn]

That's great, but I believe that our two factions are the only two mining companies, so that makes your faction the other one to me and my faction the other one to you.

Oh, I misunderstood. Sorry about that.

It's all good.

[heavyfishcannon]

Since when do people hold their guns directly out in front of them anyways?

Since when to people hold them stupidly off to the outside of their arms?

Seriously though, it pisses the hell out of me that the Lego Group has made specific accessories for the minifigures of their infinitely recombinable building toy line... that can't even be properly fitted into those figures hands!

It's like getting a brick that's too tall, but not tall enough to equal a four plate stack; it's madness!
MADNESS I SAY!!!

Madness?

[Bragallot]

With Eagle, now look what you've done, you've angered the rednecks by insulting their rifles.



E tuk aawr jaaabs!

Personally I don't mind lego dudes just holding their rifles straight in front of them in one hand, their poses don't have to be realistic to me.

[Whiteagle]

E tuk aawr jaaabs!

Your jobs have been given to cold, unfeeling CGI machines:

[Joshua A.C. Newman]

Man, I love this thread. It's about 10% content.

[IVhorseman]

Man, I love this forum. It's about 10% content.

Fix'd for ya

[morganm]

Hey WideAngle even if they could hold them correctly the guns are fucking ugly anyway. Buy some real damn guns or build some better ones and get over it already.

[Ham701]

Yeah, WitBeagle, get over it and stopping being a gun fascist.

[Joshua A.C. Newman]

Aren't all fascists gun fascists?