Le Kingdom de Lance

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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Ham » Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:46 am

France=Land of the Franks
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Natalya » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:43 am

Yo go with what I said it is badass.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by cherikov » Sat May 12, 2012 10:23 pm

Nice, dunno if I would be too scared of a bunch of armed firemen thou, good turret design BTW!
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Ham » Sat May 12, 2012 11:20 pm

cherikov wrote:Nice, dunno if I would be too scared of a bunch of armed firemen thou, good turret design BTW!
They're supposed to be Adrian helmets, which were used by French soldiers in WW1. They look very much like fireman helmets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_helmet
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Zupponn » Sat May 12, 2012 11:47 pm

I understood that, just so you know that it wasn't lost on everyone. :D
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Silverdream » Sun May 13, 2012 1:48 pm

Zupponn wrote:I understood that, just so you know that it wasn't lost on everyone. :D
As did I. Adrian Helmets are still less silly then Pith helmets.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Zupponn » Sun May 13, 2012 11:34 pm

What? Silly? I love the look of Pith helmets. They look so British.

The Pickelhaube, on the other hand, feels very silly and Brikwars to me.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by cherikov » Mon May 14, 2012 12:32 am

just a suggestion; why don't you add some fire-power to your forces like a couple of 10mm's or a howitzer or something :)
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by IVhorseman » Mon May 14, 2012 6:09 pm

Fuck you, Pikelhaube rules! More people need to be killed hilariously by them.

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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Ham » Mon May 14, 2012 6:57 pm

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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Silverdream » Mon May 14, 2012 7:18 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Fuck you, Pikelhaube rules! More people need to be killed hilariously by them.
This. Any helmet that turns human beings into a spear is quite possibly the most brikwars thing any human has come up with.

The Pith Helmet goes well with British uniforms but it just looks ridiculous to me.

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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Zupponn » Mon May 14, 2012 10:55 pm

I never said I didn't like the Pikelhaube, I was just saying that it was very Brikwars looking. In Brikwars it's very fitting to have your helmet be a backup weapon.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Bragallot » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:27 pm

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When are these guys going to see action? They have some of the coolest infantry I've ever seen and I wish I owned some.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Post by Warhead » Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:31 pm

Mon dieu! Est la Crap-Heed Frog Bastards! Viva la Brittania! Viva la God-Damns!

I like the fire helmet WWI french trooper look. Nice idea and force. Very brave taking on the cheese eating surrender monkies. :D I think they should have a fratanisation Corps for infiltrating the enemies wumin. :warhead:

btw, don't take any shit about the Frogs, I visited the musee la legion d' honneur in Paris with Mini-Warhead and the Crapheads have a long history of military might... not Agiencourt though... or Waterloo... or WWI... or even WWII... hell they even fucked blowing up that Greenpeace Boat and got themselves caught... thank Nepolion for Mali spear chucking tribes people eh. :D
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