LoTR's HELMS DEEP... Mini-Warhead Directors Cut

[Warhead]

Since Mini-Warhead took the bate and seems to be doing this as a sort of report, at least until his mom demands her dinner table back. It might be better to place this thread in Reports from the Field or something. If that can be done.

[Colette]

Since Mini-Warhead took the bate and seems to be doing this as a sort of report, at least until his mom demands her dinner table back. It might be better to place this thread in Reports from the Field or something. If that can be done.

Has Mini-Warhead ever built his own army or nation yet? Just wonder'in.

[Warhead]

Thanks.

He's got a box full of Mini-Figs with most of the modern sets so there's no reason why not. You can't MAKE kids do stuff. Well, you can but not if you want them to enjoy doing stuff and not hating you for it. You can maybe plant seeds of ideas but make, never. He's out most days in the limited sunshine we get. things like that should wait for the winter months when the weather is wet and he's stuck indoors. I think he's ready to take this sort of thing on so I may suggest it this year.

[Predator]

Thanks.

He's got a box full of Mini-Figs with most of the modern sets so there's no reason why not. You can't MAKE kids do stuff. Well, you can but not if you want them to enjoy doing stuff and not hating you for it. You can maybe plant seeds of ideas but make, never. He's out most days in the limited sunshine we get. things like that should wait for the winter months when the weather is wet and he's stuck indoors. I think he's ready to take this sort of thing on so I may suggest it this year.

I hope he wil make some kind of Immortal branch, you could easily by painting some clones in a black color scheme. (Like new, experimental Terrokhan. (As Terrorkhan are best Immortals.))

[Warhead]

Not a bad idea. Like the story line used in DS9 for the Alpha and Gamma quadrant Jem Hadar perhaps?

[Predator]

Not a bad idea. Like the story line used in DS9 for the Alpha and Gamma quadrant Jem Hadar perhaps?

Not quite, I built some Terrorkhan (2 guys) and you'll see what I mean when I stop procinasting and actually start posting shit.

[Warhead]

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That sneeky wee shite! My own son! Mini-Warhead!!! Well, I guess he's more like me than I give him credit for. In an audacious move he waited until I went to work and when he came home from school he took his turn unopposed. Said he rolled for it and I was fine about it. When I asked if he thought it fair he quoted the rule of Fudge and if I liked I could appeal but would have to fill out the paperwork and then handed me a toilet roll...

Worse, since we don't have Gandalf or any of hundreds of the Rohhirim on horses needed to come to the defenders rescue, he used his newly built Wasteland Marauders instead!!! I got back home to this!..



The Marauders roll out, their machines engines revving almost drowning their insane snarls and war crys. The head across the Living-room carpet towards the dinner table!



The Marauders lightning attack takes the Ork Horde by total surprise!



Never having seen such bizarre devices the Orks are stunned by awe and overridden by... well, wheels.



The battlefield rings with the hearty challenge of the Marauders "Fuck you Orks!"



The slaughter goes unchecked "Up yours Gnoll Assassins!"



With their player absent the Orks are ill prepaired for such an onslaught! "Ooo, candles!"



(Unfortunatly he didn't bother with red bushes for the explosions. But... BOOM!)



Ork Magic is no help either.



A decisive victory is assured.



Will the Trolls prove too tough?



apparently not...



Goblin Archers fall prey to vehicle shock.



Marauder buggies and death cars roar among the fallen and fleeing.



Crude missiles fire off in all directions! ( 0_o )



None escape unscathed! (...Grr!)



Time and again the Marauders charge across the battlefield.



Crushing all resistance beneath their gore splattered wheels! (Fuuuu!!!!)



Until...



with no more targets the Marauders lose interest in grinding Orks into paste and take off for destinations unknown.

[Bragallot]

I can't believe he did that! I wonder where he got that sense of cheapness from

[Warhead]

...his mom. ...oh...no, wait!

[Bragallot]

, he clearly missed the part about the law of fudge being applied to have more fun, not for the sole purpose of winning: time to discipline your son mr. Head!

[Warhead]

Can't suppress his enthusiastic use of initiative. Besides, Mrs Warhead wanted the dinner table back for RL stuff like eating in a civilized fashion... so, really the battlefield was going to get trashed and I guess he saw a way to at least take the piss out of the old man.

[Bragallot]

Ah, I should never have doubted him.

[Vami_IV]

He's not happy aboot something...

[Pwnerade]