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Postby pesgores » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:21 am

Then i do not know what you are talking about...

37 for life!!!

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Postby Rayhawk » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:08 am

Or 09. I think 09 and 37 are two numbers that go together well.
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Postby Rody » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:11 pm

rule 39: if you ever say to someone that he can have your soul, no matter how ambiguously you said it. you are automatically contracted to give it to him.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby ace121 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:13 pm

Rody wrote:rule 39: if you ever say to someone that he can have your soul, no matter how ambiguously you said it. you are automatically contracted to give it to him.


I said, have a soul; not mine, but My Little penises's, naturally.
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Postby Rody » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:14 pm

you don't have his soul.
You are still forced to give me one.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Blitzen » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:07 pm

Rule 40: There shall be one post made about yourself, and one post only, and it shall be made in the "Introduce Yourself" topic.
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Postby ace121 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:30 pm

You don't want to hear more about this random dude you met on a shifty looking forum late at night? What is wrong with you people?
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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:20 pm

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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:31 pm

Rule 41: Moar Mudkipz
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Postby Dr. X » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:29 pm

Rule 42:
The Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paradox shows in any case that there exist experiments by which one can measure the state of one particle and instantaneously change the state of its entangled partner, although the two particles can be an arbitrary distance apart; however, this effect does not violate causality, since no transfer of information happens. These experiments are the basis of some of the most topical applications of the theory, quantum cryptography, which works well, although at small distances of typically 1000 km, being on the market since 2004.


Rule 43: The F-35 is awesome and it pwns My Little penises.
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I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.
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Postby Rayhawk » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:06 am

Dr. X wrote:Rule 43: The F-35 is awesome and it pwns My Little penises.

Wow. I would never have believed that if it wasn't a rule.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:03 am

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Postby Almighty Benny » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:05 pm

Dr. X wrote:Rule 42: The Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paradox shows in any case that there exist experiments by which one can measure the state of one particle and instantaneously change the state of its entangled partner, although the two particles can be an arbitrary distance apart; however, this effect does not violate causality, since no transfer of information happens. These experiments are the basis of some of the most topical applications of the theory, quantum cryptography, which works well, although at small distances of typically 1000 km, being on the market since 2004.


I see what you did there.

Dr. X wrote:Rule 43: The F-35 is awesome and it pwns My Little penises.


Agreed.
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Postby ace121 » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:47 pm

Rule 43 subsection 1: The F-35 is My Little penises' bitch. the F-35 only pwns him when he tells it to.
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Postby Dr. X » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:11 pm

Rule 43 subsection 2: My Little penises always wants the F-35 to pwn him.
I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.
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