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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:24 am

pesgores wrote:Rule #28: Don't forget to actually play some Brikwars instead of spending all your time on the Internet.


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Postby Houndis » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:50 pm

Rule #29
Never leave your armored Rambo next to two pissed-off flamethrowers. It's not nice.

Rule #30
If you have a few spare CPs, buy some grenades. You will always find some use for them.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:15 pm

Rule 31: My Little penises jokes stopped being funny 2 years ago. Only Dimmies still make them.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:16 pm

I've learned to ignore My Little penises jokes, and then completely disregard anything that person has to say.
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Postby Rody » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:49 am

Houndis wrote:Rule #30
If you have a few spare CPs, buy some grenades. You will always find some use for them.


If someone suggests using CP ignore them, having "more or less" the same armies is much more fun, and easier.
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Postby Houndis » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:57 am

Rody wrote:If someone suggests using CP ignore them, having "more or less" the same armies is much more fun, and easier.

If you like that, so be it. But I'm a mathematician kind of guy, so I like to play around with CPs. And while it would be easier to just make the armies and fight, I prefer strictly bought armies. Unless someone comes mid-game, then I'd just give him some random pile of troopers.

So rule #30 is for those of us who use Construction Points. If you don't use them, ignore rule #30.
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Postby Rody » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:10 am

Rule 33: both rule 30 and rule 33 are optional.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:08 pm

Rule 32: Obey only Almighty Benny's Rule 31. Rody's version is completely unauthorized.
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Postby Rody » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:36 pm

and what is benny's rule 31? whoops forgot to read
I'll edit it right away
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Postby Dr. X » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:45 pm

Rule 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971:

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Postby Rody » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:03 pm

so what is rule pi?
we may never know.


and this brings us to rule 35-1: speculations on the nature of rule pi are bound to lead to frustrations.
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Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:45 pm

Rody wrote:and this brings us to rule 34


trust me, we're gonna skip that particular numbered rule for obvious interwebs reasons
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:38 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
Rody wrote:and this brings us to rule 34


trust me, we're gonna skip that particular numbered rule for obvious interwebs reasons


Damn, beat me to it.
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Postby Rody » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:43 pm

ok ok I'll change it...
it is now called rule 35-1... better?
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Postby Rayhawk » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:58 pm

I think we could come up with a BrikWars version of Rule 34, you guys just lack ambition. Meanwhile here's Rule 36.

Rule #36:
There are no versions of BrikWars in which CP ever stands for "Child Pornography."
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