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Postby Almighty Benny » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:31 pm

Rule 34b: If there exists an object, when placed in the hands of a minifig, it can be used as an instrument of destruction.

the "b" stands for "Brikwars"
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Postby doodstormer » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:31 pm

Rule 35: What the hell is this!
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Postby ahp77 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:23 pm

Rule 36: It is prohibited by LAW to read ANY part of this post (including the username)

Punishment for breaking any of rule 36: Death by firing squad! (or not)
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:46 pm

In fact, if you are reading this, you have already violated Rule 36.

Rule 36a: Any individual who knows of the existence of rule 36 is in violation of rule 36.
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Postby Rody » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:18 am

Rule 36b: failure to follow rule 36 or rule 36a will be severely punished.


and
Rule 37: Don't run with Beer, ever.


(as in, while holding beer in your hands, doing so will only make a mess and make you beer go flat)
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Postby The Wizard » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:22 am

36c: If you are in violation of rules 36, 36a, or 36c, everyone in your extended family is also in violation of that rule. Refer to rule 36b for punishment.
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Postby pesgores » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:24 am

Rule 37: Triangle Job'd!
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Postby superdave » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:48 pm

Rule 36d: Do not talk about Rule 36.
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Postby Rayhawk » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:17 pm

I think at some point we should collect these into the wiki. You know, for easy reference.
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Postby Rody » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:34 pm

we do now have two separate rule 37's unless pesgores's version is some kind of comment on it.
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Postby The Wizard » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:26 am

No, we don't talk to Pesgores anymore. We all know he's crazy, but he'll try to convince you he's just the leader of a Triangle-Obsessive cult, and that you can trust him.

Has anyone ever trusted a cultist and been happy?

Kool-aid, anyone?
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Postby pesgores » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:01 am

Why don't you talk to me?

Because of my love for triangular shapes?

Remember, you started it...

BTW, 37 is my favorite number :D
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Postby Rody » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:17 am

you are weird, we all know that 61 is a way cooler number than 37.
still he does have a point about triangle being cool.
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Postby pesgores » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:18 am

Are you talking about "I need scissors! 61!!!"?
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Postby Rody » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:19 am

erm no..


I was talking about the prime number 61
which is cool because I used mental calculation to verify this.
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