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Postby Warhead » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:19 pm

Almost all ranged weapons are for pusses. Any dweeb can pull a trigger in a mob and get lucky. We should fight all wars in melee or unarmed combat and be made to face our enemies one on one. ... infact all wars should be fought only by women in pools of mud or jellow while wearing ill fitting swimwear. Beer and bacon snacks should be provided at such events.

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Postby The Shadowscythe » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:16 am

Scythe makka da 3d ballista for his university projects - behold MAH SKILLZ!

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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:23 am

Scyth...

That. Is. Epic.

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Postby Rody » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:40 am

only your cad drawing has a mistake, the ballista doesn't work like a bow, where the energy comes from the bent limbs, instead the energy comes from the torsion springs (those thick ropes) holding the limbs.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:19 pm

Rody wrote:only your cad drawing has a mistake, the ballista doesn't work like a bow, where the energy comes from the bent limbs, instead the energy comes from the torsion springs (those thick ropes) holding the limbs.


True - but I couldn't model parts of it to the best of my ability - for the most part I spent my time concentrating on getting the look right from the source image rather than concentrating on how accurate it would be to fire (and my lecturer has no idea how ballistas work, and as such will be marking it in the same fasion).

I did have more images, I just have to find the danged things . . . I know thier on here somewhere!
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Postby briknerd7 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:04 pm

It is still an awesome ballista accurate or not
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Postby Doc Savage » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:46 pm

Pffft. Keep your ballistas, awesome though they are. I'll take the hwacha.

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Postby piltogg » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:31 pm

because if you miss, your dead... it would take several hours to reload that thing most likely.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:59 pm

That's why the defensive army has a lot more. That they all fire at once. That cuts down on attacking units and clears the field for the defending army to wipe out the rest.
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Postby Ranger S2H » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:20 am

reminds me of a katyusha
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:40 am

Ross_Varn wrote:That's why the defensive army has a lot more. That they all fire at once. That cuts down on attacking units and clears the field for the defending army to wipe out the rest.


Cannon fodder, never put your best in first. Let the muppets and dummies take the brunt of the defensive fire and then charge your best through and gut the defences.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:27 am

You can have your ballistas and Hwatchas, I'd rather have an unmanned Metal Storm or 2

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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:17 pm

Warhead, cannon fodder is usually used to cut down on the enemies cannon fodder. Cut the attacking fodder out, and you can then cut down the smaller, better forces.

Then again, Hwatchas could be used extremely effectively in an ambush situation.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:41 pm

Hmm, so why don't they just call them Fodder then? I think the name implies some sort of ranged attack and the socking up thereof. :)
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Postby briknerd7 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:24 pm

Hwatcha is cool but wow metal storm thats like the same thing but times 10000
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