Manly Fucking Weapons

[Silverdream]

You'd never stab with it- it's heavy and unweildy. I suppose you could try to use it as a very short spear, but what I see that thing being used for is on horseback, with a shield, against armored foes.

Doesn't look that heavy to me. I could see it as a quick way to deal with multiple unarmed opponents.

[Keldoclock]

Looks to me like maybe seven pounds, with most of that weight being centered right in front of the hand.


Against unarmed opponents, you want something like a greataxe or katana. Big, heavy, won't get stuck in bone, very deadly. Or a gun. That works too. That works much better, actually.

[Silverdream]

Looks to me like maybe seven pounds, with most of that weight being centered right in front of the hand.


Against unarmed opponents, you want something like a greataxe or katana. Big, heavy, won't get stuck in bone, very deadly. Or a gun. That works too. That works much better, actually.

I would have also accepted a hatchet or gladius. Effective in close range, which is the only advantage the opponents have unless they pick up rocks.

[Robot Monkey]

[Keldoclock]

Hey, that doesn't count!

Those are life support/tombs, and while they have cool guns ON them, they aren't in and of themselves weapons.

[Robot Monkey]

See those legs? Perfectly useful as weapons.

[Abaddon127]

My question after seeing the awesome picture of Churchill with a Thompson SMG is, how the hell did the country of Churchill become such a bunch of candy-asses, to the point where there is no gun ownership allowed by the commoners?

[Bragallot]

Because they don't need a gun to feel safe - they feel confident they can just bash someone's face in with their hands. Nor do they feel they need to kill someone in order to 'defend themselves'.

[mgb519]

Because they don't need a gun to feel safe - they feel confident they can just bash someone's face in with their hands. Nor do they feel they need to kill someone in order to 'defend themselves'.

However...

[Zupponn]

I declare mgb the winner of this debate.

[Bragallot]

He's just in luck that your opinion is sought after so much around here.

[stubby]

I'm satisfied with Zupponn's analysis.

[Bragallot]

Sshh, I'm trolling trolls.

[mgb519]

Sure...sure...
It doesn't affect whether or not I won the debate.

[Bragallot]

What debate?