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Postby tahthing » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:07 am

that pistol is nearly as big as lego's!
(lego pistols are as long as there legs!)
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:29 am

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Yes, he is a weapon. And manly as fuck or any other swear word you can come up with. Imagine him and a Wraith, both shirtless, wrestling to kill... Oh yeah. That's the kind of stuff you want in your dreams all right.
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Postby RoC77 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:05 am

Arkbrik wrote:Image

Yes, he is a weapon. And manly as fuck or any other swear word you can come up with. Imagine him and a Wraith, both shirtless, wrestling to kill... Oh yeah. That's the kind of stuff you want in your dreams all right.


HA! I saw him at an Ani Difranco concert a few weeks back. I recognized Lisa Bonet sitting next to him, didn't realize it was him until I found out they were together. He's tall as hell.....
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Postby Rody » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:07 pm

tall as hell my ass, I'm taller than him. and I know of 13 year olds who are even taller than me.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:50 pm

TV people are usually titchy tinny folk so they can fit in the telly. So just how tall is Ronin anyways?
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Postby Dr. X » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:33 pm

The more weapons you have in proximity to each other the more manly they become. For example, take a look at this shit:

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Postby RoC77 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:45 pm

Well 6' 4" is tall for me, (I'm not that tall). Also he was wrapped around Lisa Bonet 5' 2". He looked pretty huge in comparison.

Also all of those RPG's eual one of these:
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Postby ltobvious » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:53 pm

Hey Dr. X, is that your garage? :D All that I have in my garage is old paint cans and a few AKs.
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Postby RoC77 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:14 pm

Arn't those painball guns?
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Postby ltobvious » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:51 pm

I dunno, I just searched for an image of AK47s. Probably are though. I just thought of a manlier weapon.
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It's so god damn manly, that once you're done beating your enemies to a pulp, you can EAT your weapon.
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Postby Argiflex » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:25 am

ltobvious wrote:I dunno, I just searched for an image of AK47s. Probably are though. I just thought of a manlier weapon.
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It's so god damn manly, that once you're done beating your enemies to a pulp, you can EAT your weapon.


What IS that? Looks like a piece of crap mixed with a fellafel...
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Postby Greenkey15 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:33 am

It's a drumstick. It's very tasty, especially if it's bear.
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Postby dcl32 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:48 pm

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Postby Almighty Benny » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:59 pm

It's about damn time someone posted an A-10, good work dcl32

I completely dropped the ball on that one

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Postby dcl32 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:32 pm

thank you. it is a pretty awesome tank killer
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