True Manliness aka I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS

[IVhorseman]

But my bet was for a photo of Stubby AKA Rayhahadwk (Although I didn't mention Rayhawk by name so as to allow the overlord to save face as I understood it). So why would IV do that, it's not the bet? WTF! He made me think he was Stubby because of it. It has been a weird day for me.

IV you are still amazing but also really mental too.

Something that you guys may not be aware of is that I have booty bothered on my buddy list and as a facebook friend and even listed in my cell-phone. When I caught wind that toilet-licking drives her nuts, I just had to do it and send her the picture.

I have never uploaded something so hard in my entire life.

[501stCadians]

Is it just me,or did this topic lose a fifth page.

[ltobvious]

StubHawk deleted the speculation on their existence to make sure the truth doesn't spread. That or He/they/we/you/StubHawk could've just found it annoying.

[RoC77]

Hey IVhorseman, you have a new title.... Stubhawk could've went a different way with that....

[IVhorseman]

Out of curiosity IVhorseman...... How did it taste like?

Like a porcelain bowl.

I approve of my new title, because it implies that you all need to MAN THE FUCK UP

[Warhead]

MAN UP!?. Eh, I would rather make you eat the toilet than lick one myself.

Nice rank, well earned mate.

[stubby]

But my bet was for a photo of Stubby AKA Rayhawk (Although I didn't mention Rayhawk by name so as to allow the overlord to save face as I understood it).

Shadowscythe just reminded me of this thread in chat and I realized I'd never updated it!

Shortly after all this went on, booty bothered went off to vacation with friends somewhere for a month, and while she was away, I discovered her secret stash of months worth of moldy festering cigarette butts she'd been hiding in a water bottle so I wouldn't find out she was lying about quitting smoking. So I immediately took the following crappy cellphone pic to send to her while she was out at a nice dinner with her friends:



That must have been a great dinner, you guys have no idea the way booty bothered can get going once she builds up a full head of freak-the-fuck-out. She came home three days later to verify that I hadn't, in fact, cleaned the toilet for the entire month she'd been out. And then I got to see her freak out all over again.



I'm not sure why I forgot to share this with any of you before now. I can only offer my deepest apologies. Also, I'm sorry it's not a better photo.

[Warhead]

Hehehe, how you torment that woman, also smoking... puke. I wish I had as compelling a reason to lick a toilet but I just don't. I feel somehow, less for knowing I'll never need to.

[stubby]

Ha ha look at how my nose is all smashed up from pressing into it so hard. There is a photo of a man truly dedicated to his craft.

The epilogue is, she still started smoking again for real once she got a job at Lego. All those danish are a bad influence.

[Tzan]

[RoC77]

You should've showed her the photo, after you kissed her.....

[Warhead]

The way you look like your enjoying yourself in the photo Stubby, I guess it could have been worse. Oh, wait... I've seen those other pics!

[stubby]

The way you look like your enjoying yourself in the photo Stubby, I guess it could have been worse.

I'm surprised I was able to keep a straight face at all, knowing the avalanche of suffering that I was about to drop on her head. It was probably only because I was still pissed about that nasty bottle of cigarette crap, otherwise I'd've been grinning like a loon.

[Butthurt]

DUDE. Rayhawk just linked me to this again and I'm still stuck at work and don't have any bleach to rinse my eyes out with. I hate you both again. -_-*