True Manliness aka I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS

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Postby IVhorseman » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:29 am

Warhead wrote:But my bet was for a photo of Stubby AKA Rayhahadwk (Although I didn't mention Rayhawk by name so as to allow the overlord to save face as I understood it). So why would IV do that, it's not the bet? WTF! He made me think he was Stubby because of it. It has been a weird day for me.

IV you are still amazing but also really mental too.


Something that you guys may not be aware of is that I have booty bothered on my buddy list and as a facebook friend and even listed in my cell-phone. When I caught wind that toilet-licking drives her nuts, I just had to do it and send her the picture.

I have never uploaded something so hard in my entire life.
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Postby 501stCadians » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:24 am

Is it just me,or did this topic lose a fifth page.
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Postby ltobvious » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:44 am

StubHawk deleted the speculation on their existence to make sure the truth doesn't spread. That or He/they/we/you/StubHawk could've just found it annoying.
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Postby RoC77 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:49 am

Hey IVhorseman, you have a new title.... Stubhawk could've went a different way with that....
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Postby IVhorseman » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:25 pm

RoC77 wrote:Out of curiosity IVhorseman...... How did it taste like?


Like a porcelain bowl.

I approve of my new title, because it implies that you all need to MAN THE FUCK UP 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:26 pm

MAN UP!?. Eh, I would rather make you eat the toilet than lick one myself.

Nice rank, well earned mate.
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:44 pm

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Warhead wrote:But my bet was for a photo of Stubby AKA Rayhawk (Although I didn't mention Rayhawk by name so as to allow the overlord to save face as I understood it).

Shadowscythe just reminded me of this thread in chat and I realized I'd never updated it!

Shortly after all this went on, booty bothered went off to vacation with friends somewhere for a month, and while she was away, I discovered her secret stash of months worth of moldy festering cigarette butts she'd been hiding in a water bottle so I wouldn't find out she was lying about quitting smoking. So I immediately took the following crappy cellphone pic to send to her while she was out at a nice dinner with her friends:

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That must have been a great dinner, you guys have no idea the way booty bothered can get going once she builds up a full head of freak-the-fuck-out. She came home three days later to verify that I hadn't, in fact, cleaned the toilet for the entire month she'd been out. And then I got to see her freak out all over again.

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I'm not sure why I forgot to share this with any of you before now. I can only offer my deepest apologies. Also, I'm sorry it's not a better photo.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:55 pm

Hehehe, how you torment that woman, also smoking... puke. I wish I had as compelling a reason to lick a toilet but I just don't. I feel somehow, less for knowing I'll never need to.
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:56 pm

Ha ha look at how my nose is all smashed up from pressing into it so hard. There is a photo of a man truly dedicated to his craft.

The epilogue is, she still started smoking again for real once she got a job at Lego. All those danish are a bad influence.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:55 pm

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Postby RoC77 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:46 am

You should've showed her the photo, after you kissed her.....
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Postby Warhead » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:21 pm

The way you look like your enjoying yourself in the photo Stubby, I guess it could have been worse. Oh, wait... I've seen those other pics! :shock:

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Postby stubby » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:54 pm

Warhead wrote:The way you look like your enjoying yourself in the photo Stubby, I guess it could have been worse.

I'm surprised I was able to keep a straight face at all, knowing the avalanche of suffering that I was about to drop on her head. It was probably only because I was still pissed about that nasty bottle of cigarette crap, otherwise I'd've been grinning like a loon.
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Postby Butthurt » Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:00 am

IVhorseman wrote:Image


DUDE. Rayhawk just linked me to this again and I'm still stuck at work and don't have any bleach to rinse my eyes out with. :( I hate you both again. -_-*
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Re: True Manliness aka I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:10 pm

NECRO-ING FOR GLORY.

BECAUSE IT CAME UP IN CHAT AGAIN! IT LIVES! THE TOILET LICKING LIVES!
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-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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