Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.
Warhead wrote:I used to shoplift most of my sets when I was really young. Not much you could do with a £1 a week and I was too little to earn it, I wasn't allowed a paper round or stuff.
Anyway, I was really good at it. I must have stolen at least a third of all the Lego I own. I found I could misdirect people, it was easy. I recall picking up a one of those slid show picture things and saying really loud how great it was. Before long everyone was checking them out, even my friends. Nobody noticed but I swiped one of these...
And my mates hadn't even noticed until I showed them after we had left. That was one of the best hauls out the lot.
But, it couldn't last. I remember this vividly. I was susing out the situation waiting for the coast to clear and had just managed to slide a couple of boxes of Deadly Spacemen sets into my pockets when a shop assistant rounded the corner and saw me. I legged it as she yelled. I saw the security guy at the front of the store and headed for the back. Jinking in and out of startled shoppers but the shop staff were right behind me. I tumbled over a display, crashed through the swing doors picked myself up and was just about to pore on the speed when one of the security staff dived for me and grabbed me by the leg. I fell and kicked the doors shut on his face but he wouldn't let go. I could see more shop people running up to the door as the security guy was tugging and pulling my leg, just like I'm pulling yours right now! (Har!)
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