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Postby Rody » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:18 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Get rid of me? You're gonna have to find something a bit stronger than Bleach, buddy. :D

well, I might still have a bit of sulphuric acid left, would that work?:D
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Postby Apollyon » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:05 pm

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Ross_Varn wrote:Get rid of me? You're gonna have to find something a bit stronger than Bleach, buddy. :D

well, I might still have a bit of sulphuric acid left, would that work?:D


I don't think so. It only tickles on the skin.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:31 pm

Is it as harmless as being set on fire?

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Postby Apollyon » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:42 pm

Even less harmless. If you do however have a reasonable amount of sulphuric acid i'd suggest to get some fluorite, a mineral that should be obtained easily. Combine the two and you get fluoric acid - which is really nasty. What was this thread about again?
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:46 pm

Chemistry gone mad.

Ok, we have covered "Getting rid of bodies" out the way. Now, teach me how to make home made explosives.
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Postby Apollyon » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:09 am

Due to the inherent properties of explosives i strongly suggest not to try to make them at home.
In a manly lab incident some years ago involving chlorate, carbone, a little bit too much sulphuric acid and a destroyed steel spatula i was lucky not to loose one of my fingers and not to be expelled from the lab course. But the loudness of the bang was well worth it. :D
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Postby Rody » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:36 am

at least you didn't spill 5 liters of 5 molar sulphuric acid like our teacher once did.

our chairs never were the same after that.

also you are right, fluoric acid should work better, if only because it is highly poisonous and easily penetrates the skin. then again, nitroglycerin ain't too hard to make right...:)
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Postby kiemaster » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:24 pm

Rody wrote:...easily penetrates the skin...

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Postby OneEye589 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 pm

Rody wrote:at least you didn't spill 5 liters of 5 molar sulphuric acid like our teacher once did.


That sounds fun.

How is your teacher still working?
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Postby Almighty Benny » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:56 pm

well, we could always give you a gatorade bottle filled with antifreeze
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Postby Magic Soap » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:13 pm

Or we can just burn them at the stake.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:03 pm

Ah-Ha! Found it! My old recipe for Nitrogen Tri-Iodide. HEhehehehehehehe! Made from household chemicals, it's safe when wet but when dry it has a 90% chance of exploding when exposed to the SLIGHTEST vibration, like people talking or a fly landing on it, or so it says in the book. Got it out of an old Cyberpunk RPG supplement. Could be a crock but weh-hey! Now to start buying up lots of cleaning products and giving it a go. I can somehow use the drying process as a very slow detonator, hmm. You can almost here the alarms going off in the Internet can't you.
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Postby Magic Soap » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:18 pm

All the funnier you work for the law.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:31 pm

I think that law officers are supposed to do stuff like thst. Ever seen "Twenty-Four?"
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Postby Warhead » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:53 pm

I joined for the violence, uh, oh yeah and Police Wumin (in uniform) are always gagging for it too. And it's a great way to meet young Nurses.
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