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Postby Warhead » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:05 pm

I told you the last time the Bitch don't live here!

I had to replace the carpet because of that damn cult, unless it was Stubby and he framed the cult... hmm.

Hey, anyone else have a cult that eats cheese. Mine does, is that normal? Fuckin' little weirdo. He nearly set the house on fire when I caught him making cheese on toast the other day.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:28 pm

Dear God, how smart is your cult?!

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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:22 pm

apparently not smart enough to use a damn toaster the right way like everyone else.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:45 am

My sister's cult is orange and it will eat anything that is orange, including cheese...


especially cheese


not sure if it was always an orange cult, come to think of it...
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:45 am

IVhorseman wrote:apparently not smart enough to use a damn toaster the right way like everyone else.


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You mean as an unexpected surprise when someone's having a bath? *ZZzap! BANG!*

cults are weird, I like them because of that but they aren't as useful as a dog. Our old dog HornySatan used to eat or shag just about anything. Now that IS an endless supply of entertainment on a leash right there.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:11 am

but could he do both at once?

a useful skill...
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:08 pm

Damn, I was sure there would be a disparaging comment about me shagging dogs or something similar when I got home from work. You guys are slipping. To late now though.

Eat while shagging?.. a third party is required methinks.
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:34 pm

Yeah uhh, obviously none of you have heard of the Internet Hate Machine.


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Postby Bragallot » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:25 pm

I have 14 (!) cults. One of them is constantly snorting (it has a problem with its lungs) when its washing itself, and it washes itself approximately for as much time as normal cults sleep during the day (the entire day). Sadly I can't place it anywhere else than right beside my ear, or it'll shit in the hallway...
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Postby Magic Soap » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:40 pm

Muffin Man's mum is ALWAYS in Warhead's home, she must get highly paid. Or is she a slave? 0.o?
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:31 pm

Fuck that, where are the current forum battle reports?

Anything after January 3rd 2011 is... gone!!!
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Postby stubby » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:36 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:Well that's too bad.

All right, this time you've pushed it too far. Your constant inane responses to Ruswithlegos have earned you the spot in the n00b category that everyone's been clamoring for you to get. In accordance with the N00b Compact of Several Months Ago, from this point forward, any post you make in response to another n00b, or any post in which a n00b responds to you, will be summarily deleted without review.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:54 pm

stubby wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:Well that's too bad.

All right, this time you've pushed it too far. Your constant inane responses to Ruswithlegos have earned you the spot in the n00b category that everyone's been clamoring for you to get. In accordance with the N00b Compact of Several Months Ago, from this point forward, any post you make in response to another n00b, or any post in which a n00b responds to you, will be summarily deleted without review.


Ehrm, I'd like to make a compromise. You ban me for a few weeks, and in turn, my n00b banner is removed.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:08 pm

:? Grief, are you seriously trying to haggle?!. You just don't get it? Life to you is just another day out at the airfield, with everything whizzing by overhead. I have a mind to fill your boots with runny porridge again. That'll teach you a lesson about maturity.
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