cats

[Warhead]

I told you the last time the Bitch don't live here!

I had to replace the carpet because of that damn cat, unless it was Stubby and he framed the cat... hmm.

Hey, anyone else have a cat that eats cheese. Mine does, is that normal? Fuckin' little weirdo. He nearly set the house on fire when I caught him making cheese on toast the other day.

[Ross_Varn]

Dear God, how smart is your cat?!

[IVhorseman]

apparently not smart enough to use a damn toaster the right way like everyone else.

[Almighty Benny]

My sister's cat is orange and it will eat anything that is orange, including cheese...


especially cheese


not sure if it was always an orange cat, come to think of it...

[Warhead]

apparently not smart enough to use a damn toaster the right way like everyone else.

...

You mean as an unexpected surprise when someone's having a bath? *ZZzap! BANG!*

Cats are weird, I like them because of that but they aren't as useful as a dog. Our old dog HornySatan used to eat or shag just about anything. Now that IS an endless supply of entertainment on a leash right there.

[Almighty Benny]

but could he do both at once?

a useful skill...

[Warhead]

Damn, I was sure there would be a disparaging comment about me shagging dogs or something similar when I got home from work. You guys are slipping. To late now though.

Eat while shagging?.. a third party is required methinks.

[Natalya]

Yeah uhh, obviously none of you have heard of the Internet Hate Machine.





Normally it's a random composition of assholes who don't give a fuck about anything. But when you fuck with cats you will get fucked in the ass.

[Bragallot]

I have 14 (!) cats. One of them is constantly snorting (it has a problem with its lungs) when its washing itself, and it washes itself approximately for as much time as normal cats sleep during the day (the entire day). Sadly I can't place it anywhere else than right beside my ear, or it'll shit in the hallway...

[Magic Soap]

Muffin Man's mum is ALWAYS in Warhead's home, she must get highly paid. Or is she a slave? 0.o?

[Robot Monkey]

Fuck that, where are the current forum battle reports?

Anything after January 3rd 2011 is... gone!!!

[Tzan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1qe2_cvDaU

[stubby]

Well that's too bad.

All right, this time you've pushed it too far. Your constant inane responses to Ruswithlegos have earned you the spot in the n00b category that everyone's been clamoring for you to get. In accordance with the N00b Compact of Several Months Ago, from this point forward, any post you make in response to another n00b, or any post in which a n00b responds to you, will be summarily deleted without review.

[Robot Monkey]

Well that's too bad.

All right, this time you've pushed it too far. Your constant inane responses to Ruswithlegos have earned you the spot in the n00b category that everyone's been clamoring for you to get. In accordance with the N00b Compact of Several Months Ago, from this point forward, any post you make in response to another n00b, or any post in which a n00b responds to you, will be summarily deleted without review.

Ehrm, I'd like to make a compromise. You ban me for a few weeks, and in turn, my n00b banner is removed.

[Warhead]

Grief, are you seriously trying to haggle?!. You just don't get it? Life to you is just another day out at the airfield, with everything whizzing by overhead. I have a mind to fill your boots with runny porridge again. That'll teach you a lesson about maturity.