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Postby Tuefish » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:45 am

Oh, well in that case:
Goddamn tall people! tellin' me how tall my roof and doorways gotta be!
Not to mention never being able to find shirts that fit.
Also, carnival rides, what the fuck? just because I don't fit the "Average height requirements" I can't ride your damn tilt-a-whirl? Fuck you.

*whew* now that that's out of the system...
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:32 am

Warhead wrote:...Small women are a different matter, their seriously vicious.


I know a girl like this. She's four feet tall, 17 years old, and an absolute terror.
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Postby legacymedia92 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:23 am

^if she's who I think she is yes (she hit me across the chest in a game of blackjack and i was the dealer)
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:53 am

Tuefish wrote:Oh, well in that case:
Goddamn tall people! tellin' me how tall my roof and doorways gotta be!
Not to mention never being able to find shirts that fit.
Also, carnival rides, what the fuck? just because I don't fit the "Average height requirements" I can't ride your damn tilt-a-whirl? Fuck you.

*whew* now that that's out of the system...


:lol: :D :lol: Ah-hahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh, man! That just gave me the best laugh I've had in ages. Thanks Tuefish. To be honest I sometimes wish I was less tall and that everything, chairs, beds, etc were bigger. I think it must be more comforting being smaller than having your stupid feet hanging out the bed at night. And as for bumping my head off low ceilings and lighting fixtures, Grrr! :lol:

@Ross + Legacy': I married one. She's not too violent, although she does like to club me over the head when I bend down to get stuff but usually only after I've been my normal charming self. Oh, and she has broke my hand on another occasion. She mostly relies on THE LOOK now. It's horrible.
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Postby stubby » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:04 pm

Tuefish wrote:Goddamn tall people!

You've come to the wrong place, Lego fans tend to be unnaturally tall. I chalk it up to a connection between OCD and exaggerated testosterone expression.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:17 pm

It's true, I'm only 5'2" in real life.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:02 pm

Warhead wrote:@Ross + Legacy': I married one. She's not too violent, although she does like to club me over the head when I bend down to get stuff but usually only after I've been my normal charming self. Oh, and she has broke my hand on another occasion. She mostly relies on THE LOOK now. It's horrible.


Oh, that explains it. :roll: I kinda doubt you come in at 5' though, Warhead, in context of this conversation.

@Legacy- Yep. That's who I'm talking about. Like I said, an absolute terror.
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Postby aoffan23 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:57 pm

I know a girl who's 16, less than four feet, and she's just plain annoying with a whiney voice and a bitchy attitude. So no, not vicious, just obnoxious.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:06 pm

I know someone exactly like that except she's 15, a superwhore and got expelled from my school for showing up high on ecstasy a bunch of times.


She also stabbed me with a pencil once.


Everone calls her Oompa-Loompa.
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Postby aoffan23 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:17 pm

This one tries to be a whore, but fails. She's best friends with this other girl, and they're so similar yet opposite.

The short one is crazy short, the other one is crazy tall. The short one has a whiney voice, the tall one has a manly voice. The short one is fugly, the tall one would actually be decent looking if she wasn't a total bitchman. However, they are both in the "popular" group, brown, total bitches, and act the exact same way. It's really weird. :?
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Postby Rody » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:20 am

Tuefish wrote:Oh, well in that case:
Goddamn tall people! tellin' me how tall my roof and doorways gotta be!
Not to mention never being able to find shirts that fit.
Also, carnival rides, what the fuck? just because I don't fit the "Average height requirements" I can't ride your damn tilt-a-whirl? Fuck you.

*whew* now that that's out of the system...


oh yeah?

those stupid short people never actually making things tall enough.
not to mention never finding pants that fit.
also, hanging roller coasters, why the hell do they need make it so that I am always in fear of bashing my feet against trees, scaffolding etc. while in them. I can't go in without endangering my legs? fuck you
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Postby Ranger S2H » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:34 am

rody and I have the problem of being dutch, were naturally tall.
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Postby Tuefish » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:27 pm

ah.
Fuck you then, good sirs.
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Postby Rody » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:48 pm

Ranger S2H wrote:rody and I have the problem of being dutch, were naturally tall.

and even then I stick out as the tall guy.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:24 pm

I propose we make Tuefish an honorary tall guy.
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