solvess wrote:you could try a bird... oh wait.
Arkbrik wrote:My personal opinion is that both Xbox and PS suck, and you should get a life or download Nethack.
stubby wrote:In my defense! I did not ask for that copy of Twilight! booty bothered got it at the used bookstore and brought it to the office as a birthday present to humiliate me. I've only opened it once, and that was to torture the graphic design team with a dramatic live reading. It was just as terrible as you imagine.
The other stuff is all true though. The bra thing was because, after the toilet licking adventure with IVhorseman, I was running out of ways to torment and creep out booty bothered around the house, and then I discovered one of her bras was SUPER PADDED and the rest was history.
Silent-sigfig wrote:I killed a policeman.
stubby wrote:I did, but I don't remember what it was.
Oh yeah, now I remember. Our height differential is such that when I'm standing up and she's sitting down, my butt and her face are at the same altitude. So it's because of a couple nights ago, when I was able, in a casual manner, to summon forth an epic fart directly on her face. Long story.
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