hand in your mancard

[Warhead]

Nah, that's when you keep it as a pet and feed it the neighbours pets... or smaller annoying siblings.

[Lt. Krus]

you could try a bird... oh wait.

Is that a big black dildo in the background? Or the spider's dick?

[Warhead]

That would be the lesser spotted bird dildoing spider of Badgingarra, Australia. Wikipedia says it likes nothing better than to thrust a 12" black ribbed knobbler up a birds snatch before devouring it's victim.



If it's the grey bit your talking about then it's the spiders abdomen.

[Silent-sigfig]

Wow. Where can I get one of those?

[Butthurt]

I am here to turn in some man cards for Stubby!

-He owns a copy of Twilight.
-He wore my bra around the house.
-He drew up a chart for my knitting pattern.

True story!

[stubby]

In my defense! I did not ask for that copy of Twilight! booty bothered got it at the used bookstore and brought it to the office as a birthday present to humiliate me. I've only opened it once, and that was to torture the graphic design team with a dramatic live reading. It was just as terrible as you imagine.

The other stuff is all true though. The bra thing was because, after the toilet licking adventure with IVhorseman, I was running out of ways to torment and creep out booty bothered around the house, and then I discovered one of her bras was SUPER PADDED and the rest was history.

[Silent-sigfig]

I killed a policeman.

[The Shadowscythe]

In my defense! I did not ask for that copy of Twilight! booty bothered got it at the used bookstore and brought it to the office as a birthday present to humiliate me. I've only opened it once, and that was to torture the graphic design team with a dramatic live reading. It was just as terrible as you imagine.

The other stuff is all true though. The bra thing was because, after the toilet licking adventure with IVhorseman, I was running out of ways to torment and creep out booty bothered around the house, and then I discovered one of her bras was SUPER PADDED and the rest was history.

And yet . . . no comment on the knitting patterns . . .

[Warhead]

I killed a policeman.

I've shagged loads of Police Women.

Fuck, Stubby. You must have rattled the bars on Butthurts cage to get her so pissed to post all that stuff here.

[stubby]

I did, but I don't remember what it was.

Oh yeah, now I remember. Our height differential is such that when I'm standing up and she's sitting down, my butt and her face are at the same altitude. So it's because of a couple nights ago, when I was able, in a casual manner, to summon forth an epic fart directly on her face. Long story.

[Warhead]

Aaah, her mouth was open I take it. Nothing worse than that first breath of Roasted Peanut goodness.

[stubby]

I don't know for sure, I was facing the other direction and I was laughing too hard afterwards to ask.

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

I just died! ;']

[Silent-sigfig]

I just died! ;']

You don't get your mancard back.

[BrikWhore]

I did, but I don't remember what it was.

Oh yeah, now I remember. Our height differential is such that when I'm standing up and she's sitting down, my butt and her face are at the same altitude. So it's because of a couple nights ago, when I was able, in a casual manner, to summon forth an epic fart directly on her face. Long story.

I would have killed Shadowscythe for that!!!