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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed May 26, 2010 6:47 pm

Probably the leaast manly thing I've done is wear makeup for musical theatre.


Or maybe I'm just sp manly that I don't feel the need to impress people by trying to be super manly all the time.
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Postby piltogg » Wed May 26, 2010 7:55 pm

I was in a church play one time. But I was playing David, who was a badass motherfucker considered by lions to be their equal, so thats not all that unmanly I guess.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu May 27, 2010 1:14 am

Went to one of the uni events dressed as a japanese school girl.

High heel boots.
Knee high red socks.
Hairy as shit legs.
Just below the crotch level red skirt.
White school shirt, below which was hidden a C-cup bra filled with socks.
An 'effin beard.
And my usual ponytail, split into pig tails at either side.

I then proceeded to run around campus screaming "Am i Kuwai?" at people and pulling the "Ranka Pose" from macross frontier at anyone within range.

I have pictures - they are not for the feint of heart

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Postby Warhead » Thu May 27, 2010 2:43 am

*BLURGH!* Well, there goes my quiche!..

I think the (facial) beard enhances the overall look. I'm unsure what it enhances it too however. Yes, I guess you very much are Kiwi or whatever it was.
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Postby Massam » Thu May 27, 2010 3:01 am

Oh gods....kill it with fire.
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Postby BrikWhore » Thu May 27, 2010 4:25 am

I'd hit that!!
Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence I've certainly got a gob!!
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Postby Rody » Thu May 27, 2010 9:02 am

see when I did that, I managed to complete avoid any pictures being taken, even while being completely drunk. also: MWUHAHAHAHA you shall never know the truth!
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Postby Ranger S2H » Thu May 27, 2010 9:23 am

it could have been worse, the pattern on your skirt might fool some stupid or drunk people in believing its a kilt.

speaking of which, @ warhead: I believe that many of us wonder, either out of curiousity or something horrible, do you own and/or regularly wear a real scottish kilt?
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Postby Warhead » Thu May 27, 2010 10:02 am

Yeah, but only for Weddings and some Stag Nights. But you get to keep one of these stuck in the cuff of your right sock...

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It's pronounce Ski-And-Do. I think it's for shiving people who give you hassle for wearing a Kilt or that get too fresh and amorous.
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Postby Magic Soap » Thu May 27, 2010 11:47 am

@Warhead: It's a prison shank!

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Postby RoC77 » Thu May 27, 2010 12:19 pm

Tzan wrote:
RoC77 wrote:I had a girl kill a spider for me.....

Uh oh!
I can help you with that. You can kill it with 409 or any cleaner with ammonia in it. Just spray and kill.

A medium sized spider will take about 15 min to die. Smaller die faster.
This is also good for killing ants and other insects.


Any type of spray cleaner or deodorant is usally my MO, but I was at work ar the time and had no such weapons at my disposal.


Magic Soap wrote:
RoC77 wrote:I had a girl kill a spider for me.....


:!: Once, I stamped on an insect, sprayed deodorant, air freshener and water all over it's mangled corpse, whacked it a few more times. 5 Minutes later, it was still alive. :?:


I was at (the girl who killed the previous spider) house. There was this monster of a spider (about 1/3 the size of a tarantula) in the kitchen. She got actual bug killer spary and got a nice coat on it before it ran off. It showed up a week later, she threw something at it and pinned it, then went to get the spray. And when she came back it was gone (except for a couple of legs it left behind that were pinned). I keep telling her to watch herself at night, because I'm sure "it's" watching her.....


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legacymedia92 wrote:This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did

once I actually cried during a movie :shock:

There are certain manly exemptions to be considered. Did this event involve the death of a dog, the sacrifice of a soldier for his country, or anything involving your national flag? Alternately, was a truck blown up or a beer supply destroyed somehow?

Note: none of the above apply if the movie was animated.


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Postby Ross_Varn » Thu May 27, 2010 3:23 pm

FUCK. Shadowscyth just gave me nightmares.

On a related note, I used to wear a kilt... and compete for cash in international competitions. Doing the Sword Dance. So shut the frik up, or I'll gut you with me dirk. Yankees.
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Postby Warhead » Thu May 27, 2010 4:16 pm

Aah, the Highland games. That's where I saw my first limb amputation in the Piano axe chopping competition. Choppity-chop! Piano wire!*shviiiiip* hand off... Ew!

*cough* Er, back to Unmanlyness, sorry.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu May 27, 2010 5:48 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:FUCK. Shadowscyth just gave me nightmares.


WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

CAN NEVER BE UN-SEEN
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Postby Rody » Thu May 27, 2010 6:06 pm

meh, it wasn't too bad. i've seen worse.
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